Having trouble with your car? You've gotta take it to my mechanic and let her have a look at it. I don't if she has any idea what she's doing, but it's great watching her work.
She'll fuck you with a strap on and fix your car
Wasn't the lube job I was expecting but it sure beats stinky Pete's garage prices
I bet she makes one hell of a sammich.
I like dirty women.
I just blew a gasket
Probly a tranny..knock off a piece of ass and have help working on your car
Not my type. I like a woman with a nice manicure and pedicure, not jagged nails with oil underneath them.
I wouldn't mind getting dirty with her.
She's not the mechanic. She's the virgin sacrifice to keep that(pre-North Star))POS running.
Who cares if she ever fixes it. Just keep on working !
lawn chair time!!! OH YEA.......
Someone should tell her the steering wheel is on the inside.
That's not the trunk! The groceries are on the other side of the car.
The girl next door is the best thing about the apartment.
She could work on my forced induction system anytime.
I got the right tool for her
I'll see your trunk monkey and I'll raise you one hood hottie.
I wonder if she does that in the 'Nude?'
Is she "flat" rate ?
We no your type happy jack off about ten inches black meat
@happyjack THOSE COST MORE AND ARE MORE BITCHY
I GOT A JACK HANDLE FOR YA HONEY AND A BAG IF NEEDED
@maddog we "know" your type. Come on man, your jokes would be a little more powerful if they didn't look like a seven year old was writing them for you.
I am 7
The only time, I want to take my car back to the mechanic.
Anyway I write the whey I do so you can understand critic
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