Extra large condoms, no, I don't those will be big enough. And I'll certainly need more than 30. 100 sandwich bags should do the trick. I better get both boxes so I have enough for tomorrow too.
@ouch shopping again.
If your dick is that big you def need the 30 Pack cause your gettin laid plenty. The sandwich bags are to contain the used jimmy coats till ya get to a garbage can.
Makes sense. I put my dick in your pastrami anyway.
I bet the little gooks that make them go home every night soaking wet to their mini dick husbands.
Not a bad deal at all but you can get the Trojan Magnum XLs for $6.47 for a 12 pack right now, that leaves $7 for a 6 pack of 16oz beers.
if that's not big enough buy that sandwich bags underneath
If trash bags are not even enough get yourself some duck tape around your dick several times.
They should allow people to use food stamps for Trojan Magnums. At least make them 20% off with the purchase of a 10 piece bucket.
^^^ So unfair, how about 20% off with the purchase of 2 packs of microwave burritos, I want a discount too.
Waste of a post fukin Christ
Perfect for the big dickhead in your life.
Fuck aids fuck a rubber just pour moonshine over your dick after every use be just fine ain't that right happy SMACK!
Next size up is a shower curtain and sticky tape
How big do they think we need?
I've never been this far down the condom isle.