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posted by Jay D. on 5/22/2015

Bible Say Woman Should Make Me A Sammich?

What does the bible say about make me a sammich? If this guy knows so much about the bible and woman's place in the world, he should know about if I can get my bitch to make me a sammich and a blow job every day. Maybe she can mow the yard too. Anything in that mystical book about that?
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xizang
AMEN.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 12:29 PM

iluvkitty
Why does he have an "X" on his boyfriends passenger side??
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 12:31 PM

bigdaddy88
And he wonders why he's single.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 12:41 PM

sirfartsalot
Slap a hillary bumper sticker on that thing and wait for the fun!
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:41 PM

fistermister
Ever looked at someone and said, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:42 PM

happyjack
Any woman who goes for that probably looks like the one in today’s would you hit it.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:46 PM

zmolez
Lol yep
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:49 PM

longhungwong
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife -- Provers 21:19
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:54 PM

vulture
his wife probable quoted the bible at him "GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY"
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 2:08 PM

potrostation
That's from the Jewish 1/2 of the Bible. Are you a Jew?
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 2:53 PM

bobbabooey
For a grocery store janitor, this dude sure knows a lot about the Bible.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 3:45 PM

mykejp
He needs to stick that bible up his ass.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 4:11 PM

goodster
I bet he gets all the bitches at church!
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 5:27 PM

truckingman
There is a 'Lot' of information, but you have to search the chapters to find it. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 5:54 PM

ouch
OK I hate the Jesus thing but a little bit of research says this rule is for in side the church. So if your going to be a redneck at least get ya mumma sister aunty which is the probabbly the same person to read the rest of the verse to you. Fucking idiot
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 6:22 PM

pullmyfinger
only in texas
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 7:18 PM

dozer67
Not for me ,submissive women get boring..,
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 9:16 PM

jackpot
You guys confuse the fuck outta me.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 9:25 PM

maddog123
God that is southern red neck shit and I’m southern dam
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 10:12 PM

harly9
Just goes to prove that you can justify anything by quoting this piece of fiction.
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posted on: 05-23-15 @ 1:10 AM

atheancrypt
Education fail at its best.
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posted on: 03-17-16 @ 12:21 PM

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