I want a bumper car

This is fucking bad ass. I want a bumper car...car. If we all just drove around town, with bumper cars, no one would get hurt. Wait, now that I think about it, only I want a bumper car, the rest of you can get hurt, I like watching those videos.

15 Comments
  • redhedridr May 22, 2015

    is that his dick as a hood ornament?

    +6
  • fistermister May 22, 2015

    You're not fooling me none, I know gay when I see it.

    +1
  • realtalks May 22, 2015

    They see me Rollin they hating

    +3
  • danimal69 May 22, 2015

    Oh the guy from the scooter video upgraded.

    +1
  • bobbabooey May 22, 2015

    SmartCar makes a convertible?

    +5
  • mykejp May 22, 2015

    The newest model from Volvo.

    +1
  • stenchfart May 22, 2015

    has to be Florida

    +1
  • goodster May 22, 2015

    B double EE double RR U N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +2
  • whobe May 22, 2015

    The sunroof is special.

    +1
  • truckingman May 22, 2015

    All you need is an old 'bumper car,' five horse powered engine, bike chain, sprockets, and about ten to twenty hour of spare time.

    +3
  • potrostation May 22, 2015

    He's betting the train is going to swerve 1st.

    +2
  • ouch May 22, 2015

    Be careful cunts the number plate is OUCH!

    +2
  • ludenlasivius May 22, 2015

    I don't always drive a Star Wars landspeeder to the titty bar, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

    +1
  • jackpot May 22, 2015

    Is it me, or is there a ginormous dick on the hood of that bumper car?

    +1
  • picklehiesner May 24, 2015

    Costs him 4 tickets to get to work

    +0
 
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