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posted by Jay D. on 5/22/2015

I Want A Bumper Car

This is fucking bad ass. I want a bumper car...car. If we all just drove around town, with bumper cars, no one would get hurt. Wait, now that I think about it, only I want a bumper car, the rest of you can get hurt, I like watching those videos.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
redhedridr
is that his dick as a hood ornament?
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:13 PM

fistermister
You’re not fooling me none, I know gay when I see it.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:25 PM

realtalks
They see me Rollin they hating
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 1:33 PM

danimal69
Oh the guy from the scooter video upgraded.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 2:10 PM

bobbabooey
SmartCar makes a convertible?
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 3:43 PM

mykejp
The newest model from Volvo.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 4:17 PM

stenchfart
has to be Florida
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 4:22 PM

goodster
B double EE double RR U N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 5:14 PM

whobe
The sunroof is special.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 5:40 PM

truckingman
All you need is an old 'bumper car,' five horse powered engine, bike chain, sprockets, and about ten to twenty hour of spare time.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 6:08 PM

potrostation
He’s betting the train is going to swerve 1st.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 6:10 PM

ouch
Be careful cunts the number plate is OUCH!
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 6:20 PM

ludenlasivius
I don't always drive a Star Wars landspeeder to the titty bar, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 9:04 PM

jackpot
Is it me, or is there a ginormous dick on the hood of that bumper car?
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posted on: 05-22-15 @ 9:31 PM

picklehiesner
Costs him 4 tickets to get to work
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posted on: 05-24-15 @ 12:26 AM

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