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posted by Adam H. on 5/27/2015

Granny's Self Protection Device

Some ladies carry pepper spray, some stun guns, some even carry real guns, but Granny here prefers an axe. That's just how they do it in the Motherland. You wanna try to steal her purse?
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

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Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
longhungwong
Not even joking, looks just like my grandma, dresses the same, walks around with garden tools calling all the teenage girls sluts in spanish.
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 1:37 PM

lobster
The vodka must be protected
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 1:38 PM

ludenlasivius
The corner newsstand doesn’t have the latest issue of Stud magazine... and shit just got real.
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 1:43 PM

bobbabooey
What's the big deal? I carry an axe at work too. More reliable than a chainsaw.
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 2:45 PM

whobe
Go ahead I dare you to axe her a question.
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 4:50 PM

realtalks
I doubt her man complained about carrying granny's bag
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 5:13 PM

sirfartsalot
I hope she is asking directions to Kanye West’s house to axe him a question.
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 5:16 PM

truckingman
Who wants the MF" FUCK With "HER!!??"
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 6:52 PM

spinal12
Hey man your axeing for it.
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 7:50 PM

sickfuck642
russian stun gun
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 8:16 PM

mykejp
Paul Bunyan's Russian grandma.
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 8:32 PM

only1hans
Y’all need to leave my ma alone, or she gonna split your ass in two with her new 28’ hickory handled 10 lbs. splitter...Trust me cuz I handle all her Lite Work...and I weight 275 lbs...Ma knows how to hit a mother fucker and not even crack a mother fuck’n sweat....
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posted on: 05-27-15 @ 9:27 PM

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