That's Gotta Hurt

A broken hip would be bad enough, but a broken along with what I assume is a torn dick and balls is just brutal. At least without a dick, his hand isn't needed as much.

17 Comments
  • bubbacrow May 28, 2015

    in my motha fuckin ball shorts!

    +6
  • realtalks May 28, 2015

    At that point you might as well do him a favor and put him out of his misery. I could deal with a torn hand and a broken hip but losing your dick and balls would be to much

    +4
  • ludenlasivius May 28, 2015

    No use checkin for his wallet, old man. He's dead broke.

    +0
  • marcodufour May 28, 2015

    Hmmm I same the same problem with a Racing Pigeon, do I let it live or do I slot it ?

    +2
  • marcodufour May 28, 2015

    ^^^ I have the same problem I meant

    +2
  • belisspermezeu May 28, 2015

    where s the scooter

    +3
  • potrostation May 28, 2015

    Why yes. He will make a good umbrella stand.

    +1
  • yumadave May 28, 2015

    Both hand and genitals is too much to lose, I need my hands to work to earn money to pay my bills so if I had to choose I'd lose the genitals and save money on girl friends but I'd miss them. Would be a lol for others to see. Since I lol when it happens to others so my time may come by way of karma, unroll then I'll enjoy still having my penis and balls and continue to lol at those who no longer do.

    +1
  • mykejp May 28, 2015

    Fuck morphine, get him some heroin strong enough to take out Courtney Love.

    +1
  • goodster May 28, 2015

    Is he bleeding old grease too. Whats that orange shit?

    +0
  • maddog123 May 28, 2015

    Orange stuff is body fat

    +1
  • maddog123 May 28, 2015

    No severed artery looks like shit now but in about a year he will be back on his trusty scooter

    +1
  • bobbabooey May 28, 2015

    That dude's deadly with an umbrella.

    +2
  • nybadguy May 28, 2015

    I think it's safe to say he's dead.

    +1
  • whobe May 28, 2015

    Dude you ok? Do I need to call a amberlamps?

    +5
  • truckingman May 28, 2015

    How the FUCK did this happen???

    +0
  • handsomedevil May 29, 2015

    what's the deal with latin america and fucking sandals?Lmao

    -1
 
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