Dr. Whet Faartz, there has been an explosion and we need you stat. We didn't want to call Dr. S.B.D. Faartz, because you know, he's deadly. You on the other hand are just the guy to put out the fire. Dr. Faartz!
My name too after my first cup of coffee in the morning with a beer hangover
Right up there with, Wi to low.
Shouldn't he be called Dr. Shaartz?
he's never far from clean under wear and a bog roll
Get that man a can of beans.
This HMO stinks!
Thats his nickname..nurses gave it to him
That lab coat was white when his shift started three hours ago.
Nothing about this guy says doctor.
Seams like the kind of Dr. who would give you a medical marijuana card for... any thing.
looks like a fat bearded Ryan Reynolds
Looks like someone gave him a WHET FAARTZ to the face.
Man it would be great if he was a proctologist
Something stuck in your ass give wet fartz a ring. It will slide right out
hey buddy, look me in the eye and say my name
What a FUCKED Up name to have.
His mama loved him
How do you go thru life with a name like that and his wife what if her name was windy how fucked up is that anyway he don't look like a doctor looks like my fucking butcher at the store