The Train Was Right On Time

Standing in front of a train is a pretty sure way to kill yourself. I don't know for certain if that's what he did, but if you get hit by a train it's either cause you wanted to or cause you're really fucking stupid.

21 Comments
  • longhungwong June 2, 2015

    On the right track to hell.

    +3
  • scottishtits77 June 2, 2015

    Closed casket!

    +1
  • lobster June 2, 2015

    He trained all his life for this moment

    +4
  • whobe June 2, 2015

    Got rocks for brains.

    +1
  • mykejp June 2, 2015

    Pulling a train, you're not doing it right.

    +0
  • nybadguy June 2, 2015

    Walk it off you pussy

    +3
  • loulou June 2, 2015

    Didn't this guy used to play guitar for Twisted Sister?

    +0
  • bobbabooey June 2, 2015

    I had one of these once. Chick got in an argument with her boyfriend during a phone call while waiting for a train. Her last words were "I'll just jump in front of a train then." Not the way I'd want to go.

    +3
  • goodster June 2, 2015

    He just saw the front of Vanity Fair.

    +7
  • urapnes1701d June 2, 2015

    ♪♫... come on bayba!.. Lets do the twist!... ♪♫

    +3
  • truckingman June 2, 2015

    Just shaking his head, .............

    +2
  • goodster June 2, 2015

    I like this "train-y alot more than the next one.

    +2
  • potrostation June 2, 2015

    Train rape.

    +2
  • yumadave June 2, 2015

    My guess would be he tried to derail the train with his penis.

    +1
  • dullfeathers June 2, 2015

    That's one Jackass stunt wee-man didn't make it out of.

    +1
  • realtalks June 2, 2015

    He obviously didn't believe the conductor's no shoes no shirt no service policy

    +2
  • dracos June 2, 2015

    he looks like a total train wreak

    +2
  • ouch June 2, 2015

    Twister Champion in TRAINing

    +2
  • maddog123 June 2, 2015

    He was fucking loco

    +3
  • jeeprod June 3, 2015

    yeah.. boo fucking hoo...

    But look at the bubble ass on that motherfucker!

    +0
  • bobbabooey June 3, 2015

    Is that Kris Jenner?

    +0
 
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