Follow The Rules

Welcome to the Queen Wood Hotel. We hope you enjoy your stay and we also hope you follow our rules. Most importantly, no weapons, no drugs, no child sex, and absolutely, positively no cooking.

  • woozlewuzzle June 4, 2015

    Damn,I guess I'll go to Bobs child sex hotel instead and they let you cook too.

  • realtalks June 4, 2015

    There's no mention of goat sex so 2inda you're good to go!

  • crazyvet June 4, 2015

    If they would allow weapons, they wouldn't have to worry about any of the other rules.

  • potrostation June 4, 2015

    2indastink barely made it under the wire.

  • stenchfart June 4, 2015

    i have been at the morning wood alot

  • whobe June 4, 2015

    #7 No noise. 2inda looks like you have to keep a muzzle on your goat.

  • nybadguy June 4, 2015

    Adam knows all about the queer wood hotel

  • truckingman June 4, 2015

    How are you not to make any noise???

  • maddog123 June 4, 2015

    Fuck there mama

  • captjim June 4, 2015

    Getting to be a bitch to find hotels that allow child sex anymore...

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