Welcome to the Queen Wood Hotel. We hope you enjoy your stay and we also hope you follow our rules. Most importantly, no weapons, no drugs, no child sex, and absolutely, positively no cooking.
Damn,I guess I'll go to Bobs child sex hotel instead and they let you cook too.
There's no mention of goat sex so 2inda you're good to go!
If they would allow weapons, they wouldn't have to worry about any of the other rules.
2indastink barely made it under the wire.
i have been at the morning wood alot
#7 No noise. 2inda looks like you have to keep a muzzle on your goat.
Adam knows all about the queer wood hotel
How are you not to make any noise???
Fuck there mama
Getting to be a bitch to find hotels that allow child sex anymore...