The neighbors down the road are getting rid of their trampoline, and you don't want to take it apart. What to do? You get your old lady to climb up on the top of your SUV and have her weight it down, while you drive it home. First off, it's a trampoline, so if it falls off, she will just bounce a few times and land safely. Secondly, eating all those cheeseburgers and milkshakes has given your girl the perfect body to weigh down large items.