Bitch Hang On

The neighbors down the road are getting rid of their trampoline, and you don't want to take it apart. What to do? You get your old lady to climb up on the top of your SUV and have her weight it down, while you drive it home. First off, it's a trampoline, so if it falls off, she will just bounce a few times and land safely. Secondly, eating all those cheeseburgers and milkshakes has given your girl the perfect body to weigh down large items.

17 Comments
  • vulture June 5, 2015

    is she a wide load escort or an escort with a wide load

    +6
  • johnhancock June 5, 2015

    I bet they dont even know it comes apart

    +3
  • mrlongshot June 5, 2015

    Ford drivers never sease to amaze me

    +1
  • longhungwong June 5, 2015

    Lol vulture, they're escorting a tramp on a trampoline on a ford escort.

    +2
  • dracos June 5, 2015

    thats a ford exploder

    +1
  • outotown June 5, 2015

    Pray for a gust of wind.

    +1
  • nybadguy June 5, 2015

    You just might be a redneck if?

    +3
  • sirfartsalot June 5, 2015

    To stupid for words.

    +1
  • dizeer June 5, 2015

    Bitch I told you this would be fun !

    +0
  • truckingman June 5, 2015

    Why don't you split trampoline in half and put it on a traitor instead of blocking the road....

    +2
  • dullfeathers June 5, 2015

    That tramp knows how da lean!

    +1
  • potrostation June 5, 2015

    I want to see the video of the on coming truck.

    +1
  • nh3kid June 6, 2015

    just moments before the tragedy

    +1
  • dullfeathers June 6, 2015

    +1Potrostation...I bet that would make Mary go round..

    +2
  • maddog123 June 6, 2015

    Not bright at all can't people see that the 60s 70s 80s drugs fucked up the minds of there children

    +1
  • handsomedevil June 6, 2015

    damn, i never thought i live to see the day when a jeff foxxworthy joke made it on this site.Lol

    +1
  • sickfuck642 June 6, 2015

    id rear end em just to see her fly

    +0
 
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