Did you ever wonder how cops strengthen their muscles so they can smash innocent peoples' faces in the ground so effectively? It's all in the donuts.
he uses a pizza as a discus
No wonder cops are so wired all that sugar when there not doing coke
Wait till ya see what happens when they use 'em for handcuffs.
Piggy gotta be able to raise donut to mouth.. Oink oink!
Someone's going to get shot on his next call.
working on his love handles
Mmmmmmm, bacon and doughnuts. Yummy!
Wait till you see what the dispatcher lady does with the kolaches.
You should see his Pepper spray
When did Homer Simpson get a job with the police department?
Badge should say Allofthe Police
I see diabetes in him future...
I meant "his future."
Fuck him and all cops. Bunch of crooked scumbags.
hey! Olathe Kansas! I KNEW those cops worked out...
Come on just one more, you can do it ya pussy.
He does squat thrusts on bear claws.