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posted by Adam H. on 6/10/2015

Where Did I Put My Keys?

I thought you were supposed to just dip the key in the cocaine and take a little snort off of it. He must have already been pretty wired and went a little overboard there. I guess he didn't drive his car to the hospital.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
ludenlasivius
Naw, doc. That ain't how you fix lockjaw.
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 2:11 PM

potrostation
She's hiding the keys to her chastity belt.
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 2:44 PM

whobe
This is why I always say "wear your seatbelts".
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 2:54 PM

bigdaddy88
Just be thankful its not the key to your heart.
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 3:48 PM

goodster
That not what they mean by Skeleton Key.
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 4:04 PM

truckingman
WHAT TYPE OF IMPACT DID THIS SHIT??? MF" SHOCKED, Robert Hallock
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 5:24 PM

picklehiesner
Well he can still get in the house but driving may be a bitch
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 6:33 PM

mykejp
Kids and their body modifications these days.
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 6:37 PM

maddog123
Skeleton keys
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 6:47 PM

fistermister
If you love your wife, never drink and drive. Start me up baby.
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 7:50 PM

ouch
X-ray collision
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 8:57 PM

dracos
she trying to unlock the power of her brain
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 9:51 PM

big_daddy305
Man 1: "I just snorted an 8 ball." Man 2: " Oh yeah? I just snorted a whole KEY."
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 10:07 PM

vaticider
I’m shocked that their not up his ass.
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posted on: 06-10-15 @ 11:27 PM

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