Where Did I Put My Keys?

I thought you were supposed to just dip the key in the cocaine and take a little snort off of it. He must have already been pretty wired and went a little overboard there. I guess he didn't drive his car to the hospital.

14 Comments
  • ludenlasivius June 10, 2015

    Naw, doc. That ain't how you fix lockjaw.

    +3
  • potrostation June 10, 2015

    She's hiding the keys to her chastity belt.

    +0
  • whobe June 10, 2015

    This is why I always say "wear your seatbelts".

    +1
  • bigdaddy88 June 10, 2015

    Just be thankful its not the key to your heart.

    +1
  • goodster June 10, 2015

    That not what they mean by Skeleton Key.

    +2
  • truckingman June 10, 2015

    WHAT TYPE OF IMPACT DID THIS SHIT???

    MF" SHOCKED, Robert Hallock

    -1
  • picklehiesner June 10, 2015

    Well he can still get in the house but driving may be a bitch

    +1
  • mykejp June 10, 2015

    Kids and their body modifications these days.

    +3
  • maddog123 June 10, 2015

    Skeleton keys

    +2
  • fistermister June 10, 2015

    If you love your wife, never drink and drive. Start me up baby.

    +1
  • ouch June 10, 2015

    X-ray collision

    +1
  • dracos June 10, 2015

    she trying to unlock the power of her brain

    +0
  • big_daddy305 June 10, 2015

    Man 1: "I just snorted an 8 ball." Man 2: " Oh yeah? I just snorted a whole KEY."

    +1
  • vaticider June 11, 2015

    I'm shocked that their not up his ass.

    +1
 
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