Imagine you're sitting in your car getting ready to leave for work when all of the sudden a tree falls through your car and gets lodged in your leg. Sounds pretty shitty, huh? But at least when it happens to her, we get to see her yellow panties.
Pinnochio went down on her and told her he loved her.
Yep. It's a raping tree.
If she rubs her legs together fast enough she will start a fire.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
Her beaver likes to chew on wood.
When you pull that one out, can I put my Wood in the hole next to that one?
Take that BEAVER
The Evil Dead out takes
SHIT, It was a Red Cedar that impaled him.....
I meant "her."
She would never turn down a stiff one
She took that big hard wood like a champ
SO THAT'S THE REAL MORNING WOOD
Getting a woody, taken literally.
Dam that's a big splinter
I don't think that's what she meant by I need some big wood between my legs
@ ludenlasivius: +1 With that much wood broken off. He had to told her. "no baby, those shorts don't make you look fat."
Her Brother is gonna have pull out the big toys tonight
Might be yellow in the front, but I bet their brown in the back.
Nice one, potro! ;)
Looks like grute left his seed.