She's Got Wood

Imagine you're sitting in your car getting ready to leave for work when all of the sudden a tree falls through your car and gets lodged in your leg. Sounds pretty shitty, huh? But at least when it happens to her, we get to see her yellow panties.

21 Comments
  • ludenlasivius June 10, 2015

    Pinnochio went down on her and told her he loved her.

    +11
  • potrostation June 10, 2015

    Yep. It's a raping tree.

    +8
  • whobe June 10, 2015

    If she rubs her legs together fast enough she will start a fire.

    +6
  • whobe June 10, 2015

    FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

    +4
  • longhungwong June 10, 2015

    Her beaver likes to chew on wood.

    +9
  • goodster June 10, 2015

    When you pull that one out, can I put my Wood in the hole next to that one?

    +3
  • hornyfatman June 10, 2015

    Take that BEAVER

    +2
  • ouch June 10, 2015

    The Evil Dead out takes

    +5
  • truckingman June 10, 2015

    SHIT, It was a Red Cedar that impaled him.....

    +0
  • truckingman June 10, 2015

    I meant "her."

    +1
  • fatlarry June 10, 2015

    She would never turn down a stiff one

    +2
  • realtalks June 10, 2015

    She took that big hard wood like a champ

    +3
  • crackerkiller June 10, 2015

    SO THAT'S THE REAL MORNING WOOD

    +1
  • mykejp June 10, 2015

    Getting a woody, taken literally.

    +2
  • maddog123 June 10, 2015

    Dam that's a big splinter

    +1
  • picklehiesner June 10, 2015

    I don't think that's what she meant by I need some big wood between my legs

    +4
  • potrostation June 10, 2015

    @ ludenlasivius: +1 With that much wood broken off. He had to told her. "no baby, those shorts don't make you look fat."

    +2
  • fistermister June 10, 2015

    Her Brother is gonna have pull out the big toys tonight

    +3
  • vaticider June 11, 2015

    Might be yellow in the front, but I bet their brown in the back.

    +2
  • ludenlasivius June 11, 2015

    Nice one, potro! ;)

    +1
  • strayak47 June 11, 2015

    Looks like grute left his seed.

    +0
 
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