She's Got Wood

Imagine you're sitting in your car getting ready to leave for work when all of the sudden a tree falls through your car and gets lodged in your leg. Sounds pretty shitty, huh? But at least when it happens to her, we get to see her yellow panties.

  • ludenlasivius June 10, 2015

    Pinnochio went down on her and told her he loved her.

    +11 -0
  • potrostation June 10, 2015

    Yep. It's a raping tree.

    +8 -0
  • whobe June 10, 2015

    If she rubs her legs together fast enough she will start a fire.

    +6 -0
  • whobe June 10, 2015

    FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

    +4 -0
  • longhungwong June 10, 2015

    Her beaver likes to chew on wood.

    +9 -0
  • goodster June 10, 2015

    When you pull that one out, can I put my Wood in the hole next to that one?

    +3 -0
  • hornyfatman June 10, 2015

    Take that BEAVER

    +2 -0
  • ouch June 10, 2015

    The Evil Dead out takes

    +5 -0
  • truckingman June 10, 2015

    SHIT, It was a Red Cedar that impaled him.....

    +2 -2
  • truckingman June 10, 2015

    I meant "her."

    +2 -1
  • fatlarry June 10, 2015

    She would never turn down a stiff one

    +2 -0
  • realtalks June 10, 2015

    She took that big hard wood like a champ

    +3 -0
  • crackerkiller June 10, 2015

    SO THAT'S THE REAL MORNING WOOD

    +3 -2
  • mykejp June 10, 2015

    Getting a woody, taken literally.

    +2 -0
  • maddog123 June 10, 2015

    Dam that's a big splinter

    +1 -0
  • picklehiesner June 10, 2015

    I don't think that's what she meant by I need some big wood between my legs

    +4 -0
  • potrostation June 10, 2015

    @ ludenlasivius: +1 With that much wood broken off. He had to told her. "no baby, those shorts don't make you look fat."

    +2 -0
  • fistermister June 10, 2015

    Her Brother is gonna have pull out the big toys tonight

    +3 -0
  • vaticider June 11, 2015

    Might be yellow in the front, but I bet their brown in the back.

    +2 -0
  • ludenlasivius June 11, 2015

    Nice one, potro! ;)

    +1 -0
  • strayak47 June 11, 2015

    Looks like grute left his seed.

    +0 -0
 
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