Who's Trying On Condoms?

Ok, which one of you crazy fucks is trying on condoms at the connivence store? It sounds like something one of you would do. At first you reach for the magnums, but those are a bit to big. Then you try on the ribbed for her pleasure, but those are to big too. Eventually you end up going with a rubber thimble.

21 Comments
  • xizang June 11, 2015

    The whole taboo against men having their penises out in public was started by insecure men with tiny little dicks. So it couldn't be micro-dick trying them on. He's too embarrassed even alone at home.

    +0
  • gabryl June 11, 2015

    excuse me does this fit right ?

    +3
  • ludenlasivius June 11, 2015

    I only do that because they always shrink when you wash 'em. What's the big deal anyway? I always put my dick in the pastrami every time I stop by the deli section, and nobody ever complains about that.

    +2
  • vulture June 11, 2015

    whats the problem...when I buy trousers I can try them on

    +1
  • whobe June 11, 2015

    I never buy a car without taking a spin around the block.

    +0
  • breakfastblunt June 11, 2015

    Nice thing about my local tailor is that after I get fitted for a suit, he's kind enough to fit me for a Trojan.

    +1
  • breakfastblunt June 11, 2015

    I had no idea before then that I was a skinny-short.

    +0
  • maddog123 June 11, 2015

    This sign is for people like loulou and another clown I know who take the condoms out and pull them over there heads because they know there dick heads

    +1
  • potrostation June 11, 2015

    2nd hand condoms 1/2 off.

    +0
  • nybadguy June 11, 2015

    Not me i go raw up in the clam

    +2
  • sirfartsalot June 11, 2015

    Does this make my dick look fat?

    +2
  • ouch June 11, 2015

    When I do this I have to go to the novelty section where the water balloons are kept :(

    +2
  • shenanigans June 11, 2015

    @ouch But you have magic fingers a talented tongue :) and F**K like a porn star :)

    +3
  • nybadguy June 11, 2015

    Ouch is a P.I.M.P. that's my boy.

    +3
  • shenanigans June 11, 2015

    @nybadguy I call him Sir ;)

    +2
  • big_daddy305 June 11, 2015

    Trust me fuckers, if the condoms don't fit, then you should try investing in water balloons.

    +1
  • truckingman June 11, 2015

    Someone who thinks that he is BIGGER Than he thinks... I would not buy any packs that been opened up....

    -1
  • mykejp June 11, 2015

    Used condoms for cheap fuckers.

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 12, 2015

    Whats in your wallet ?

    +3
  • nybadguy June 12, 2015

    @shenanigans. Right on

    +2
  • harly9 June 15, 2015

    As a member of the "button club" I take offense to this!

    +0
 
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