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posted by Big Jeff on 6/13/2015

He Tried To Tell That Slut, And She Wouldn't Listen

She was just trying to spread her slut all across his phone, but he said he has priorities. Looks like sluts don't come first in this man's house. Another odd yet admirable thing about this guy is he's a bachelor, and still so focused on cleanliness. I mean a clean house is preferred for sure, but if some dumb bitch is wanting her bones jumped it's hard to turn down.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
longhungwong
Wife says, hunny talk to me dirty, Husband replies how about the kitchen, the bathroom, the bedrom and not to mention the living room.
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 12:05 PM

goodster
FAG!!!!!!!
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 12:08 PM

fistermister
Hi I’m Simon the male queer.
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 12:19 PM

truckingman
The dishes are more important to him than her. I do not know his priorities...
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 1:51 PM

xizang
Gay men are so un-moved by attractive women.
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 1:56 PM

woozlewuzzle
That might get some women wet.
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 2:37 PM

dracos
Simon says, take tour close off bitch
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 2:44 PM

stenchfart
and he has like 5 minutes of dirty dishes too
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 2:53 PM

honkie365
So the name Simon is actually code for Adam
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 3:08 PM

potrostation
Last dude said he was spanking his monkey.
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 4:28 PM

outotown
She should come over take care of the dishes then.....
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 5:29 PM

tookalook
Must be one of them thar homos’
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 6:02 PM

ouch
Maybe he is sick of these sluts using their sexuality to rape his bank account. beside, The hooker just left and he has already drained his balls, So fuck you ginger ninja
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 6:39 PM

ludenlasivius
Dude just upgraded his man card. Well done, sir, gotta weed out the gold-digging lazy whores. Find one who will do something useful for ya besides just sucking your dick. Any ol'bitch'll do that for ya, then act like you owe her the moon. Besides, sweet talk gets you nowhere. Put a bitch in her place and she can't get off your dick. Case in point, see the road rage video from the other day. "I like your bike..."
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posted on: 06-13-15 @ 7:22 PM

nybadguy
I have a dishwasher.
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posted on: 06-14-15 @ 12:09 AM

vaticanvomit
Dude....kik has bots. I think he knew that and had a little bit of fun making the jokes. You fuckers live under a rock.
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posted on: 06-14-15 @ 10:59 PM

harly9
Dishes can always wait!!
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posted on: 06-15-15 @ 9:38 PM

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