He tried to tell that slut, and she wouldn't listen

She was just trying to spread her slut all across his phone, but he said he has priorities. Looks like sluts don't come first in this man's house. Another odd yet admirable thing about this guy is he's a bachelor, and still so focused on cleanliness. I mean a clean house is preferred for sure, but if some dumb bitch is wanting her bones jumped it's hard to turn down.

17 Comments
  • longhungwong June 13, 2015

    Wife says, hunny talk to me dirty, Husband replies how about the kitchen, the bathroom, the bedrom and not to mention the living room.

    +0
  • goodster June 13, 2015

    FAG!!!!!!!

    +1
  • fistermister June 13, 2015

    Hi I'm Simon the male queer.

    +2
  • truckingman June 13, 2015

    The dishes are more important to him than her. I do not know his priorities...

    +1
  • xizang June 13, 2015

    Gay men are so un-moved by attractive women.

    +3
  • woozlewuzzle June 13, 2015

    That might get some women wet.

    +3
  • dracos June 13, 2015

    Simon says, take tour close off bitch

    -1
  • stenchfart June 13, 2015

    and he has like 5 minutes of dirty dishes too

    +1
  • honkie365 June 13, 2015

    So the name Simon is actually code for Adam

    +2
  • potrostation June 13, 2015

    Last dude said he was spanking his monkey.

    +3
  • outotown June 13, 2015

    She should come over take care of the dishes then.....

    +2
  • tookalook June 13, 2015

    Must be one of them thar homos'

    +2
  • ouch June 13, 2015

    Maybe he is sick of these sluts using their sexuality to rape his bank account. beside, The hooker just left and he has already drained his balls, So fuck you ginger ninja

    +4
  • ludenlasivius June 13, 2015

    Dude just upgraded his man card. Well done, sir, gotta weed out the gold-digging lazy whores. Find one who will do something useful for ya besides just sucking your dick. Any ol'bitch'll do that for ya, then act like you owe her the moon. Besides, sweet talk gets you nowhere. Put a bitch in her place and she can't get off your dick. Case in point, see the road rage video from the other day. "I like your bike..."

    +1
  • nybadguy June 14, 2015

    I have a dishwasher.

    +1
  • vaticanvomit June 14, 2015

    Dude....kik has bots. I think he knew that and had a little bit of fun making the jokes. You fuckers live under a rock.

    +0
  • harly9 June 15, 2015

    Dishes can always wait!!

    +0
 
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