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My Asian whore should be back here with my groceries any minute now. I hope she didn't get raped on the way home, cause I'm really fucking hungry and would love to eat that sandwich she was supposed to pick me up.

19 Comments
  • ludenlasivius June 17, 2015

    What do you call a female Chinese postal worker? Mai-Ling.

    +1
  • longhungwong June 17, 2015

    Now thats what you call Chinese take-out!

    +1
  • longhungwong June 17, 2015

    If you eat out an Asian girl are you supposed to use chopsticks?

    +1
  • ludenlasivius June 17, 2015

    That's how the fishermen bait squid over there.

    -1
  • realtalks June 17, 2015

    She's Eco friendly, doesn't use gas but operates on piss and shit power

    -1
  • jlm77 June 17, 2015

    This is one pussycat decisions will not eat

    +0
  • potrostation June 17, 2015

    She makes big tips

    +0
  • sbohica June 17, 2015

    That is so degrading to women.

    +3
  • stenchfart June 17, 2015

    i called ahead so she could pick it up on her way home

    +0
  • bobbabooey June 17, 2015

    The walk of shame post-bukakke gang bang

    -2
  • whobe June 17, 2015

    $20.00 first 1/8 mile then $10.00 every mile after that.

    +3
  • bobbabooey June 17, 2015

    She's trying out her $2.95 butt spreader.

    +3
  • truckingman June 17, 2015

    Why is Japan so fascinated with Public Nudity???

    +0
  • truckingman June 17, 2015

    Just shaking his head at this fact, ...................

    +0
  • darksider803 June 17, 2015

    new delivery service called streak delivery with very happy ending.

    +0
  • maddog123 June 17, 2015

    Worst case of the cramps I ever seen?

    +2
  • tookalook June 18, 2015

    Sniff her ass, if she doesn't bite fuck her.

    +1
  • basset3 June 18, 2015

    Is that a bag of dog food?

    -1
  • nybadguy June 18, 2015

    She takes doggie bag to a whole new level

    -1
 
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