My Asian whore should be back here with my groceries any minute now. I hope she didn't get raped on the way home, cause I'm really fucking hungry and would love to eat that sandwich she was supposed to pick me up.
What do you call a female Chinese postal worker? Mai-Ling.
Now thats what you call Chinese take-out!
If you eat out an Asian girl are you supposed to use chopsticks?
That's how the fishermen bait squid over there.
She's Eco friendly, doesn't use gas but operates on piss and shit power
This is one pussycat decisions will not eat
She makes big tips
That is so degrading to women.
i called ahead so she could pick it up on her way home
The walk of shame post-bukakke gang bang
$20.00 first 1/8 mile then $10.00 every mile after that.
She's trying out her $2.95 butt spreader.
Why is Japan so fascinated with Public Nudity???
Just shaking his head at this fact, ...................
new delivery service called streak delivery with very happy ending.
Worst case of the cramps I ever seen?
Sniff her ass, if she doesn't bite fuck her.
Is that a bag of dog food?
She takes doggie bag to a whole new level