Hey Veggie Man

Check Out Veggie Man, he's passed the fuck out. It gets hard to party when you start to fermentate. By the way, who has this many veggies at their house?

22 Comments
  • bobbabooey June 18, 2015

    Stan Lee's rolling in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.

    +5
  • sirfartsalot June 18, 2015

    Never fear Smith is here!

    -1
  • fistermister June 18, 2015

    Makes me want to throw away all the veggies in the house.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius June 18, 2015

    What a fruit.

    +1
  • fuckhowyoufeel June 18, 2015

    It's romaine man

    +0
  • boobles June 18, 2015

    And the point of this is....?

    +0
  • whobe June 18, 2015

    Wait till the spider comes out of the apple.

    +1
  • spinal12 June 18, 2015

    The plantman knows that the plants will grow

    The plantman knows that the plants will grow

    The plantman knows that the plants will grow

    The plantman kno--oh--oows...

    Plant man... (yee-ow-oo-wow-oo)

    Plant man... (yee-ow-oo-wow-oo)

    Plant man... (yee-ow-oo-wow-oo)

    Plant man...

    The plantman knows where the plants will go

    The plantman knows that the plants will grow

    The plants don´t know what the plants will go

    The plantman knows if the plants will grow

    Plant man... (yee-ow-oo-wow-oo)

    Plant man... (yee-ow-oo-wow-oo)

    Huh-uh... (oooooooooowwwwl)

    Plant man...

    The plantman knows if the plants will grow

    The plantman knows where the plants will grow

    And the plants will know if the plantman knows

    The plants will know if the plantman knows

    He´s the plant man...

    He´s the plant man... (look at him!)

    He´s the plantman...

    Shirts.

    Plant man...

    Plant man...

    Plant -uh -- man

    Plant man...

    The plantman knows where the plants will grow

    The plantman knows if the plants will grow

    The plantman knows that the plants will grow

    The plantman kno--oh--oows...

    Plant man...

    -1
  • dizeer June 18, 2015

    Brown spots on the lettuce, now you know how they got there!

    +0
  • goodster June 18, 2015

    The cucumbers must be stuffed in his ass.

    +3
  • realtalks June 18, 2015

    It's a fruit and vegetables platter!

    +0
  • maddog123 June 18, 2015

    Now all he needs is a corn stalk up his ass to put a smile on his face !

    +0
  • mykejp June 18, 2015

    Vegetables in a vegetative state.

    +0
  • potrostation June 18, 2015

    Release the Rabbits!

    +0
  • handsomedevil June 18, 2015

    i hear that he hates mexicans. he said they "picked" on him all through high school.

    +3
  • cthulu June 18, 2015

    Thats the most apathetic salad I've ever seen.

    -1
  • dracos June 19, 2015

    hes vegetating

    -1
  • maddog123 June 19, 2015

    Olive gardens dollar menu

    +1
  • bite-me71 June 19, 2015

    O.K. What chick wants to toss this fuckers salad?

    -1
  • big_daddy305 June 19, 2015

    What is it called when you have to cut your hand and toe carrots?

    +1
  • big_daddy305 June 19, 2015

    After they put all the veggies on him someone said lettuce leaf him alone.

    -1
  • outotown June 19, 2015

    I would have added a banana and a couple of kiwis.

    +0
 
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