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posted by Jay D. on 6/18/2015

Hey Veggie Man

Check Out Veggie Man, he's passed the fuck out. It gets hard to party when you start to fermentate. By the way, who has this many veggies at their house?
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bobbabooey
Stan Lee's rolling in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 12:15 PM

sirfartsalot
Never fear Smith is here!
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 12:21 PM

fistermister
Makes me want to throw away all the veggies in the house.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 12:24 PM

ludenlasivius
What a fruit.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 12:34 PM

fuckhowyoufeel
It's romaine man
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 12:54 PM

boobles
And the point of this is....?
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 1:44 PM

whobe
Wait till the spider comes out of the apple.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 1:55 PM

spinal12
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 2:29 PM

dizeer
Brown spots on the lettuce, now you know how they got there!
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 2:35 PM

goodster
The cucumbers must be stuffed in his ass.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 4:13 PM

realtalks
It's a fruit and vegetables platter!
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 4:33 PM

maddog123
Now all he needs is a corn stalk up his ass to put a smile on his face !
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 5:12 PM

mykejp
Vegetables in a vegetative state.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 6:16 PM

potrostation
Release the Rabbits!
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 6:34 PM

handsomedevil
i hear that he hates mexicans. he said they "picked" on him all through high school.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 7:19 PM

cthulu
Thats the most apathetic salad I’ve ever seen.
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 8:50 PM

dracos
hes vegetating
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posted on: 06-18-15 @ 11:14 PM

maddog123
Olive gardens dollar menu
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posted on: 06-19-15 @ 2:05 AM

bite-me71
O.K. What chick wants to toss this fuckers salad?
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posted on: 06-19-15 @ 2:09 AM

big_daddy305
What is it called when you have to cut your hand and toe carrots?
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posted on: 06-19-15 @ 2:24 AM

big_daddy305
After they put all the veggies on him someone said lettuce leaf him alone.
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posted on: 06-19-15 @ 2:28 AM

outotown
I would have added a banana and a couple of kiwis.
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posted on: 06-19-15 @ 4:50 PM

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