Looks like this dude just caught himself a prehistoric fish. What the fuck is that thing, and more importantly, is it good eating?
Looks like a sturgeon. Theh have some big ones in the Columbia River in Oregon.
What is it????? It's an UGLY motherfucker.
Japanese porn flick prop
He's trying to impress us with the size of his dick.
Its a sturgeon and it is a prehistoric species.
Nothing. He's a porn star.
River sturgeon, freshwater shark, prehistoric, huge...
Technically a White Sturgeon.
He looks like he's trying to fuck it
I don't know what he caught but he better see a doctor and get that fucker removed !
I've heard of a snappin pussy but a snappin dick this is a first !
That's one fugly fish.
there's something you don't see everyday. a white man with a bbc.
Can't be a white sturgeon. It didn't work hard enough to escape. Besides, KFC makes some good bait.
+1 Goodster. We catch them here in the San Francisco Bay Area too but not that big. Average keeper her is probably 50-65 pounds. Record for this area is around 350 pounds I think. Very good eating fish!!
That's not a river. It's a nuclear power plant cooling pond. And that's not a fish. It's his dick.
I hope they didnt eat this fucker, so as he can grow to 400 pounds of prehistoric badass and eat local children.
Goddam I wondered what happen to flipper?
Its the dragon from the never ending story.
Oh shit, it's Nessie.
That's where fine caviar comes from.
Get your dick out of it's tail.(pun intended)