What the fuck did he catch?

Looks like this dude just caught himself a prehistoric fish. What the fuck is that thing, and more importantly, is it good eating?

23 Comments
  • bobbabooey June 18, 2015

    Looks like a sturgeon. Theh have some big ones in the Columbia River in Oregon.

    +10 -1
  • fistermister June 18, 2015

    What is it????? It's an UGLY motherfucker.

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  • lobster June 18, 2015

    Japanese porn flick prop

    +3 -2
  • xizang June 18, 2015

    He's trying to impress us with the size of his dick.

    +2 -1
  • mountaineer June 18, 2015

    Its a sturgeon and it is a prehistoric species.

    +8 -1
  • potrostation June 18, 2015

    Nothing. He's a porn star.

    +2 -1
  • tj72 June 18, 2015

    River sturgeon, freshwater shark, prehistoric, huge...

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  • goodster June 18, 2015

    Technically a White Sturgeon.

    +5 -1
  • realtalks June 18, 2015

    He looks like he's trying to fuck it

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  • maddog123 June 18, 2015

    I don't know what he caught but he better see a doctor and get that fucker removed !

    +2 -0
  • maddog123 June 18, 2015

    I've heard of a snappin pussy but a snappin dick this is a first !

    +1 -0
  • mykejp June 18, 2015

    That's one fugly fish.

    +0 -1
  • handsomedevil June 18, 2015

    there's something you don't see everyday. a white man with a bbc.

    +0 -1
  • txdo_msk June 18, 2015

    Can't be a white sturgeon. It didn't work hard enough to escape. Besides, KFC makes some good bait.

    +1 -1
  • happyjack June 18, 2015

    +1 Goodster. We catch them here in the San Francisco Bay Area too but not that big. Average keeper her is probably 50-65 pounds. Record for this area is around 350 pounds I think. Very good eating fish!!

    +2 -2
  • assmasterson June 18, 2015

    That's not a river. It's a nuclear power plant cooling pond. And that's not a fish. It's his dick.

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  • cthulu June 18, 2015

    I hope they didnt eat this fucker, so as he can grow to 400 pounds of prehistoric badass and eat local children.

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  • maddog123 June 18, 2015

    Goddam I wondered what happen to flipper?

    +1 -0
  • vaticider June 19, 2015

    Its the dragon from the never ending story.

    +0 -1
  • big_daddy305 June 19, 2015

    FALCOR!!

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  • big_daddy305 June 19, 2015

    Oh shit, it's Nessie.

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  • rodeye2 June 19, 2015

    That's where fine caviar comes from.

    +1 -1
  • rodeye2 June 19, 2015

    Get your dick out of it's tail.(pun intended)

    +2 -0
 
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