We need to fucking talk

Oh alcohol you foul temptress. You swore to me that you'd never do me wrong, and look out for my best interest. Well the video of me streaking down to the quad says otherwise. Never speak to me again! until tomorrow night...tonight.

14 Comments
  • breakfastblunt June 20, 2015

    Only girls and douchebags believe in that shit. All I know is that it makes me just not give a fuck.

    +7
  • 2indastink June 20, 2015

    I saw the video too.....and there was a chicken involved.

    +6
  • jlm77 June 20, 2015

    I'm guessing this guy seen the mandingo party video

    +1
  • mrlongshot June 20, 2015

    10 foot tall and bulletproof

    +1
  • jlm77 June 20, 2015

    what he wasn't funny he wasn't any smarter and he wasn't doing any dancing

    +1
  • longhungwong June 20, 2015

    Certainly makes some people braver, too bad it doesn't make them better fighters.

    +2
  • whobe June 20, 2015

    Crawling across the floor is not dancing.

    +2
  • kckilla June 20, 2015

    Repost

    +1
  • maddog123 June 20, 2015

    Till death do we part ! Booze has never lied to me gives me strength to fall down and not feel it courage to tell you to go get fucked and it gives me a limp dick to keep me from sticking my dick in anything that walks

    +2
  • potrostation June 20, 2015

    Dear Alcohol, thanks for all the sex with drunk whores.

    +8
  • truckingman June 20, 2015

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius June 20, 2015

    While marijuana, on the other hand, inspires genius. Have you fuckers seen the new hot dog crust at Pizza Hut??!! Oh my fucking GOD... Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!

    +5
  • mykejp June 20, 2015

    This is why I prefer weed over booze.

    +3
  • nacho1223 June 21, 2015

    funny xd

    +1
 
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