thats why my package was late

I was sitting there all Saturday wondering where my package was. I was supposed to be getting a new shipment of dr-...dragnet movies. Looks like I will have to wait a bit longer.

16 Comments
  • vulture June 22, 2015

    oops...or is it ups

    +4
  • sexwithyourmom June 22, 2015

    What can brown do for you? Apparently not their fucking jobs

    +1
  • maddog123 June 22, 2015

    Early retirement

    +3
  • longhungwong June 22, 2015

    He left a brown package behind.

    +8
  • whobe June 22, 2015

    Looks like FedEx got FedUps.

    +1
  • bribo June 22, 2015

    I bet his compass wasnt working and wanted to see which side of the tree the moss was growing on

    +2
  • bobbabooey June 22, 2015

    Looks like your purple dildo is gonna be a day late.

    +2
  • truckingman June 22, 2015

    I do not want to know what 'Brown' did for "HIM......"

    +1
  • loulou June 22, 2015

    Sleeping on the job, must be Mexican!! 😉

    +1
  • potrostation June 22, 2015

    Brown isn't doing much for him.

    +1
  • fatlarry June 22, 2015

    Might have been able to hear that tree coming without those earplugs

    +1
  • spinal12 June 22, 2015

    texting and ear plugs don't mix.

    +1
  • bigtommohawk June 23, 2015

    Fired for not wearing seatbelt

    +1
  • mykejp June 23, 2015

    I guess Adam won't be getting his new dildo on time.

    +1
  • big_daddy305 June 23, 2015

    I think he found your "package" and was distracted watching all that Dragnet.

    +1
  • maddog123 June 23, 2015

    This guy needs some more on the job training!

    +1
 
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