Not to worry, I have tweezers, and I can get that splinter out for you. Ok, maybe I will need some pliers, or vice grips. That actually doesn't look so hot. You may need some whiskey.
He's got a woody
He's going to need a tree surgeon ?
Leave it in there and tell the ladies if you like this wait till you see whats in my shorts.
That's what you get when trying to fuck a wooden horse.
KNEEdless to say,, I bet that hurts.
Pull it out and get back to work,,, pussy,,,
Did they slide down a wooden rail???
@truckingman Nope...it was a dirt bike wreck.
hope he snaps out of it
he always wanted a wooden leg
when the bitch asked 'would you like some hard wood?' You always say 'Fuck No Ho!'
When I get wood it reaches my knees too.
Hidden marketing for Nike.