It's Just a splinter

Not to worry, I have tweezers, and I can get that splinter out for you. Ok, maybe I will need some pliers, or vice grips. That actually doesn't look so hot. You may need some whiskey.

12 Comments
  • bobbabooey June 25, 2015

    He's got a woody

    +4
  • maddog123 June 25, 2015

    He's going to need a tree surgeon ?

    +4
  • whobe June 25, 2015

    Leave it in there and tell the ladies if you like this wait till you see whats in my shorts.

    +2
  • mykejp June 25, 2015

    That's what you get when trying to fuck a wooden horse.

    +1
  • goodster June 25, 2015

    KNEEdless to say,, I bet that hurts.

    +3
  • redhedridr June 25, 2015

    Pull it out and get back to work,,, pussy,,,

    +2
  • truckingman June 25, 2015

    Did they slide down a wooden rail???

    +0
  • anomalous June 25, 2015

    @truckingman Nope...it was a dirt bike wreck.

    +1
  • dracos June 25, 2015

    hope he snaps out of it

    +1
  • dracos June 25, 2015

    he always wanted a wooden leg

    +1
  • morbuis669 June 26, 2015

    when the bitch asked 'would you like some hard wood?' You always say 'Fuck No Ho!'

    +1
  • big_daddy305 June 26, 2015

    When I get wood it reaches my knees too.

    +0
 
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