You know you are going to get a few looks when you pull up to the gas station and get the windshield cleaner out. Hell, I'd hit the wipers a few times to see if I could get the pigeon off the windshield. It's worth a try.
Biggertalk is racing over with his KFC bucket.
I had a turkey come through my windshield once. We ate it that weekend.
Wild E.Cyotte has a new car.
Bird is the word.
Know what the last thing to go threw his mind? His Asshole! Yes I know it's an oldie,, but still a goodie.
Goddam birdshit !
All I can say is "SHIT HAPPENS...."
Nice day anyway.
he doved right in!
probably had bird flew
San Fran queer bird