Bears suck dick at sucking dick

Well Steve never was a bright guy, but one thing he always was was lonely. They tried to tell him not to do it but he put his dick in a picnic basket anyway trying to trick the bear. Ultimately the bear died from shame later.

26 Comments
  • longhungwong June 27, 2015

    Peanut butter trick doesn't work with Yogi.

    +12
  • jlm77 June 27, 2015

    The park ranger must be fucking boo boo

    +1
  • xizang June 27, 2015

    Human penises and large animals are a dangerous mix.

    +1
  • stenchfart June 27, 2015

    I would like to know the real story behind this photo

    +7
  • nybadguy June 27, 2015

    Must of been cubs close by

    +3
  • whobe June 27, 2015

    Don't ever wear your ball shorts around a bear.

    +2
  • crazyvet June 27, 2015

    The Cubs are in Chicago, where this guy should have been.

    +0
  • dozer67 June 27, 2015

    Last time he rides bareback..

    +2
  • potrostation June 27, 2015

    Sign says "don't feed the bears".

    +1
  • maddog123 June 27, 2015

    Only you can prevent your dick getting torn off!

    +2
  • breakfastblunt June 27, 2015

    I said no teeth!

    +1
  • cthulu June 27, 2015

    I feel for the bear, not the redneck

    +3
  • loulou June 27, 2015

    Never tell a bear to eat a dick! He will!

    +3
  • truckingman June 27, 2015

    A bear mauling victim trying to FUCK A MF" BEAR what a MF" dead DUMBASS!!!

    -1
  • angerissues June 27, 2015

    that blind date went horribly wrong

    +1
  • maddog123 June 27, 2015

    Why are we two posts short today

    +0
  • ludenlasivius June 27, 2015

    'Just play dead' they said... 'He'll leave you alone' they said. Thanks a lot for that shitty advice.

    +0
  • nacho1223 June 27, 2015

    @longhungwong +1

    +1
  • harly9 June 28, 2015

    Bears gonna do what bears gonna do. One more dumbass removed from the gene pool.

    +1
  • maddog123 June 28, 2015

    All that bear needs to complete his day right there is a cigarette that wood make that picture

    +0
  • big_daddy305 June 28, 2015

    Hey.. bear fucker. Do you need assistance?

    +1
  • bobbabooey June 28, 2015

    It takes discipline to play dead while a bear's eating your cock.

    +0
  • rodeye2 June 28, 2015

    Does a bear shit in the woods ? Well apparently the bear wanted to make sure he was the only one that does.

    +1
  • belisspermezeu June 28, 2015

    I like it rough sometimes but this is too much

    +0
  • yomammasass June 29, 2015

    There once was a man from St. Clair / Who tried to bugger a bear / But the nasty old brute / Took a snatch at his root / And left nothing...no bollocks, no hair!

    +0
  • yomammasass June 29, 2015

    Steve and the bear were taking a shit on the same tree, and no rabbits were handy.

    +0
 
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