Riding a motorbike shirtless may feel great when the wind is blowing on your nipples, but it doesn't feel so great when you wipeout and skid across the road on your back.
His back was so wet it started to peel off. Happens after the 10th time you land in San Diego.
Ha ha ha there is always one in the group.
Archangel's been clipping his wings again.....
That might leave a scar.
Good scab pickin right there
Better get some Ajax and a wash rag before that gets infected.
it sucks but it's a lot less painless that a 3rd degree burn
I'll take the extra crispy skin please
That's the nigger that caused that pile up with all those Chevy's down south yesterday
I guess Thai ladyboys dig scars.
Straight up.. Road Rash Level 1001
@ 12yo I had the bright idea to have my cousin tow me be hind a 90 Honda trail bike while I road my skateboard. Things were great until I found that one wheel stopping pebble. Remember old Wild E. Coyote flying long past the point of the cliff. Falling only when he looks down. There's truth to that. I remember looking back at the skateboard ten feet behind me. Yet I continued holding tightly to that ski rope until I looked down. Most of me looked like this dude's back. My jeans were deduced to "Daisy Dukes" and my t-shirt to a dicky before I let go. I know his pain. Hope his mom doesn't pore H2O2 on him.
It might take some time before your next suntan ever get even.
He really FUCKED his back up...
hey can i borrow your scooter? well sure, no skin off my back..ups sorry
Shirtless bike riding? That sounds about as smart as bungee jumping without the rope...