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posted by Big Jeff on 7/6/2015

The Lap Hog

You know when dudes constantly talk up their dick this is what they're working with. How does this guy do anything. I never advocate suicide but in this case I believe it's better to die than to have a tiny dick.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
gabryl
Who feels better ?
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 1:34 PM

wardo56
I thought Adam left?
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 1:36 PM

darkmadness
Is that an infection?
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:02 PM

xizang
Save up your pocket change. They are doing penis transplants now. And you qualify.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:07 PM

spinal12
Put your finger in your aas and holler snake.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:09 PM

luvschixwdix
Looks like a button on a fur coat....
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:12 PM

iluvkitty
Yeah, I shave too.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:14 PM

vaticanvomit
Is he just fat too? He should do steroids and blame it on those. Some blonde whore will date him anyway if he's muscular
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:26 PM

potrostation
Hog? This little piggy went home.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:44 PM

bigdaddy88
It's sad when you can piss on your balls.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 2:52 PM

picklehiesner
Looks like a turtle with no shell
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 3:03 PM

stenchfart
thats me at the nude beach, getting outta the ocean
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 3:20 PM

whobe
God hates him.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 3:26 PM

ouch
@whobe That is God... Now you know why he is such a CUNT!
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 5:02 PM

nybadguy
Pop thatzit bro
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 5:11 PM

realtalks
And they say shaving makes it look better, in that case he better do his entire body
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 5:48 PM

nacho1223
yeah big jeff....THAT guy..... ja
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 6:33 PM

fatlarry
I thought that was a picture of me when I realized I don’t shave my junk
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 6:46 PM

mrlongshot
5" of dick with 4.75" of fat.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 6:49 PM

pizzapie
Hopefully he’s rich, if not he’s fucked
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 7:29 PM

cthulu
Hes already hung like a hamster. He’s gotta be fuckin fat too? Lose some weight dude that’ll put another half inch on your vienna sausage
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 7:37 PM

mykejp
I've seen women with bigger clits than this guy's dick.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 7:56 PM

truckingman
Has it shrunk when it is not erected? This is a logical question, I am not gay.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 8:33 PM

maddog123
That’s called playing possum
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 9:27 PM

nucnfuts
micro dick disease...
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 10:04 PM

salchichon
Been to Little Cock Town. Get out of 29 degree water and see what your Junk look’s like.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 10:29 PM

happyjack
@vaticanv steroids don't shrink your dick, they'll shrink your balls. If you pump extra testosterone into your body, your balls will shrink because they are no longer needed. Kind of like if you were in a pitch black room for a super long period of time day after day eventually your eyes will probably stop working properly.
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posted on: 07-06-15 @ 11:31 PM

mountaineer
Kill yourself
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posted on: 07-07-15 @ 12:14 AM

shaith
..dude's bigger than me, so it's not the worst.
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posted on: 07-07-15 @ 8:57 AM

hornyfatman
Had to trim the hedges to not loose the narrative
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posted on: 07-07-15 @ 10:44 AM

bribo
biggest clit I've ever seen
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posted on: 07-07-15 @ 2:33 PM

chubbadubba
I have penis envy :(
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posted on: 07-08-15 @ 10:16 AM

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