The lap hog

You know when dudes constantly talk up their dick this is what they're working with. How does this guy do anything. I never advocate suicide but in this case I believe it's better to die than to have a tiny dick.

32 Comments
  • gabryl July 6, 2015

    Who feels better ?

    +0
  • wardo56 July 6, 2015

    I thought Adam left?

    +5
  • darkmadness July 6, 2015

    Is that an infection?

    +1
  • xizang July 6, 2015

    Save up your pocket change. They are doing penis transplants now. And you qualify.

    +3
  • spinal12 July 6, 2015

    Put your finger in your aas and holler snake.

    +2
  • luvschixwdix July 6, 2015

    Looks like a button on a fur coat....

    +5
  • iluvkitty July 6, 2015

    Yeah, I shave too.

    +1
  • vaticanvomit July 6, 2015

    Is he just fat too? He should do steroids and blame it on those. Some blonde whore will date him anyway if he's muscular

    +5
  • potrostation July 6, 2015

    Hog? This little piggy went home.

    +3
  • bigdaddy88 July 6, 2015

    It's sad when you can piss on your balls.

    +5
  • picklehiesner July 6, 2015

    Looks like a turtle with no shell

    +7
  • stenchfart July 6, 2015

    thats me at the nude beach, getting outta the ocean

    +2
  • whobe July 6, 2015

    God hates him.

    +0
  • ouch July 6, 2015

    @whobe That is God... Now you know why he is such a CUNT!

    +2
  • nybadguy July 6, 2015

    Pop thatzit bro

    +1
  • realtalks July 6, 2015

    And they say shaving makes it look better, in that case he better do his entire body

    +1
  • nacho1223 July 6, 2015

    yeah big jeff....THAT guy..... ja

    -1
  • fatlarry July 6, 2015

    I thought that was a picture of me when I realized I don't shave my junk

    +1
  • mrlongshot July 6, 2015

    5" of dick with 4.75" of fat.

    +3
  • pizzapie July 6, 2015

    Hopefully he's rich, if not he's fucked

    +4
  • cthulu July 6, 2015

    Hes already hung like a hamster. He's gotta be fuckin fat too? Lose some weight dude that'll put another half inch on your vienna sausage

    +1
  • mykejp July 6, 2015

    I've seen women with bigger clits than this guy's dick.

    +1
  • truckingman July 6, 2015

    Has it shrunk when it is not erected? This is a logical question, I am not gay.

    +3
  • maddog123 July 6, 2015

    That's called playing possum

    +2
  • nucnfuts July 6, 2015

    micro dick disease...

    +0
  • salchichon July 6, 2015

    Been to Little Cock Town. Get out of 29 degree water and see what your Junk look's like.

    +0
  • happyjack July 7, 2015

    @vaticanv steroids don't shrink your dick, they'll shrink your balls. If you pump extra testosterone into your body, your balls will shrink because they are no longer needed. Kind of like if you were in a pitch black room for a super long period of time day after day eventually your eyes will probably stop working properly.

    +1
  • mountaineer July 7, 2015

    Kill yourself

    -2
  • shaith July 7, 2015

    ..dude's bigger than me, so it's not the worst.

    -1
  • hornyfatman July 7, 2015

    Had to trim the hedges to not loose the narrative

    -1
  • bribo July 7, 2015

    biggest clit I've ever seen

    +0
  • chubbadubba July 8, 2015

    I have penis envy :(

    -1
 
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