Well, somebody is going to be jerking off with lefty from now on and forever. Unless he opts for a fleshlight. I'd say he should get one last session in, but the bone might cut shit up.
Sweet fireworks display, bro. High five!
now he can get right up his nose and get all the scabby snot out
My shop teacher?
That's going to leave a mark.
the wite meat is showing
Well at least he can still point you in the right direction
There's another football career ruined by his own stupidity.
No more finger banging Suzy rotten crotch
That's what you get for 2inda a bitch that works at Taco Bell!!
Pour salt in it
What was he holding two M-80s or or a MF" Mortar???
An Anomaly!!!! That skintype working their fingers to the bone... Strange!
Masturbation is a dangerous thing.
i told my idiot son not to play around with the wood chipper now look were it fucking got him.
I can hear Ron Fapping from here
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