I think you need to start giving a little more when you get your hair cut. asking the stylist to work on credit seems like the only thing that's going to get you is a nice close cut...with a hatchet.
If you turn him upside down that face speaks to you Satanically the same as Heavy Metal records played backwards.
barber is a cut above the rest
He had a 50% coupon for Hair Club for Men.
Cut that fucker off and lets go bowling.
Never trust a half Irish, half Indian barber. They'll get drunk and scalp you.
Dust em with a little talcum powder for those nicks, he will be all good
I'd fuck it if it was bigger. Thats the booze talking
I'm glad I live in the USA