This looks like this has been thoroughly thought out. He's probably been lining up a date with this big girl and wanted to knock off her feet with obesity, and diabetes.
its watermelon n chicken at the Kardashian house
if she doesnt get that hint, roofie her drink
she'll claim its flag week
So he wants to finger the dog?
Adam and Jeff hang out way too much.
How Adam tips the pizza guy.
Ok so when do we have cake
Then the next day you give her the Sorry I stuck it in your butt cake
That pizza looks tasty as fuck. You can keep your gay cake.
First duck then pizza? WTMF'BF Please take your date out to a decent restaurant or or order a nice meal for the two of you....
Disappeared, Robert Hallock
Pizza first so you can burn it off
Sign language then pizza. The perfect date if you're a deaf retard.
My sign language is rusty, but I think it says fuck the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team then pizza.