Humpty Dumpty isn't getting put back together

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a 34 story fall. Now all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

10 Comments
  • wifebeater2000 July 13, 2015

    hes dick has the same im dead pose

    +2
  • whobe July 13, 2015

    Is that Gods hand?

    +1
  • darkmadness July 13, 2015

    Taco Bell

    +0
  • fatlarry July 13, 2015

    Looks like his Dick lived can't say much about the rest

    +1
  • xizang July 13, 2015

    Looks like someone beat the crap out of him. Is this the guy that was beaten and torn nearly in half in a prison someplace?

    +1
  • goodster July 13, 2015

    Hit so hard it knocked his cock out.

    +1
  • pizzapie July 13, 2015

    The roach coach claims another victim

    +1
  • txdo_msk July 13, 2015

    IDK. I think this one's gonna run the agency at LEAST 6.4 million dollars. What do you think Colonel Austin?

    +0
  • truckingman July 13, 2015

    All of his internal organs exploded so his organs will never function again.

    -1
  • loulou July 18, 2015

    Killed himself in his sister's shorts, poor guy. I bet she never loans those out again!

    +0
 
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