I have to say, this might be the hottest Would You Hit It we have ever had. I just hope I don't get splinters in my wang when I hit it like a cave man.
I've already got wood.
Fuck yeah, It doesn't talk back!!!!
check it for bees first then Im all in
I'd fuck the sap out of it
I'd jump on that log and make it bark like a dog.
show me the knot hole
Depends on how much child support is for the little toothpicks.
Echamos un palo baby?... you'd have be Mexican to understand that one lol, means wanna throw stick? aka fuck.
It's like a horny woodchuck's dream!
with a chainsaw
I'd drill it
Wonder if it has a brown eye?
Can number 24 be the top half?
Sure wood! Hell, I'd fuck a stump right about now if it was warm enough.
Haha, Even tree's are naughty.
It's having my baby.
ax me when I'm sober
So that's why they call you a lumberjack.
Shaking his head and LMMF"AO,
For sure. Would probably be more responsive to sex than my wife.
She definitely got the wood.
I just clicked on the pic for the 'wood' jokes- was not disappointed.
Well I'm holding a fucking tree trunk right now.