We've all been there. Some days you just need to knock that edge off. I thought I had it bad with my dog that ate my entire pizza. I'd much rather have a dog eat all my pizza than one drinking all my booze.
Guinness, will take the edge off,,,
It's been a tough day. I thought my owner was so nice to let me eat peanut butter, until I realized that it was on his dick. Then a mailman stopped by and knocked on the door, that asshole. Now a crazy cat lady just moved in next door. Bartender, give me four claws of that toilet water you keep.behind the counter.
get it drunk then fuck the slut.....
Something to get the taste of butt out of his mouth.
With all the scratches on the bar it looks like he hangs out there a lot.
I hope that's not Bill Cosby's dog.
Keep buying bitches strong drinks and they'll start looking good soon.
hes preparing to go home with a kardashian
ruff day at the pound..dog eat dog world..didn`t catch one car today
BJ showing off the dog he's been wining and dinning. (and raping) You know what he wants us to say......Yeah BJ she's cute.
Poor Pug, he had a hard day. I hope this one is on the house.
God that looks like my ole lady
Nothin like a little hair of the dog to set ya right.
I was talkin up that same chick at the bar last night
It's Cirrhosis the Wonder Dog!
if that were a gay bar, it'd just be considered butch.