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posted by Jay D. on 7/21/2015

My New Hero

This guy is my new hero. Not only does he shoot himself in the face with a shotgun, and live to tell about it. He tried to set his apartment on fire after someone caught him jerking it, and asked him to stop. This man is a true legend. Maybe he could close a few windows and doors next time when roughing up the suspect.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
bobbabooey
That is one ugly Asian.
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 1:00 PM

solidbriscoe
"I'll get you He-Man!!"
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 1:19 PM

yeayeayea
doctors rebuilt his face with play-doh?
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 1:29 PM

whobe
The look of fail.
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 1:55 PM

potrostation
Pills and booze is the way to go. If that fails you wake up two days later with a load in your shorts.
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 2:45 PM

realtalks
That's twice he couldn't "Off" himself!
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 3:11 PM

picklehiesner
Put the gun in your mouth and try again ya freak
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 3:19 PM

stenchfart
he a morphing shift shape-er
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 4:09 PM

goodster
He’s part ORC now.
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 4:19 PM

dickher
For him, shit face is a compliment
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 4:50 PM

ouch
After doing this he found God and Quit commenting in the CS Peanut Gallery
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 7:01 PM

rifleman123
Looks like peter rabbit
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 7:20 PM

truckingman
Just shocked, ............
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 7:54 PM

cthulu
Poor fuck can’t do anything right
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 8:25 PM

longhungwong
COTW @ ouch hahahahaha
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 9:29 PM

captjim
Needs to be shot in the head again.
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 9:33 PM

wifebeater2000
another Judas priest fan
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posted on: 07-21-15 @ 9:53 PM

sanitywelcomed
Ok I get it the guy’s face is a ’blast’- now can I see more about this masturbation fire
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posted on: 07-22-15 @ 10:56 AM

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