It's pretty awesome that someone made a cake for you, to celebrate your pussy being wrecked. Soon, every time you sneeze, you will pee your pants a little. Eat up, and they forgot the chocolate icing.
Dam kids are always cock blocking me from eating pussy!!
In a few years he'll be doing everything possiable to get back in.
Yup, just what my kids being born looked like too.
that's why i only fuck warm apple pie
At least the baby didn't come out black
Planned Parenthood would still smash the kid's head and sell it off in parts.
Looks like something jeffery dalmer would bake
should smear red dye and peanut butter on the dolls face
Looks like it was already wrecked by genital warts.
His wife has a hairy asshole
bitch should shave!!
Aside from the head that pussy looks delisious
Pucker up, babycakes.
I bet whoever ate that cake caught post partum depression.
Mexican bakery would have 2 or 3 popping out at the same time.
Well I'm never having children
reasons I don't like cake #4