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posted by Jay D. on 7/23/2015

Tie Your Shoes With Ease

This guy is the winner of the tie your shoe contest. Another bonus to having your hand sewn to your leg is you can sneak beers into football games. No one is ever going to look for a hand in your pants holding 4 beers. Fucking genius! They decided to put his hand lower, so he wouldn't play with himself all day.
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Oh God! oh God!

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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

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She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
goodster
Now he can sit cross-legged and jerk off at any resturant with table cloths.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 2:25 PM

potrostation
What sweet hell is this? You're hand is right there, but you can't tie your shoe laces.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 2:25 PM

dickher
No no, they are going to transplant his dick to his ankle next.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 2:26 PM

yeayeayea
Yea, i can see myself with more than 2 hands.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 2:26 PM

sexwithyourmom
It's that Thing...from the Addams family
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 2:33 PM

txdo_msk
Roundhouse punch beats falcon punch any day...
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 2:40 PM

xizang
His twin brother got his penis attached to his forearm. Much easier to suck your own dick at home, work or even driving down the highway.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 2:59 PM

whobe
He would make a hell of a kicker on a football team, you wouldn’t know if he was going to kick or run with the ball.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 3:02 PM

stenchfart
makes it tough to wipe your ass
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 3:09 PM

rifleman123
Dam this guy got it all he can play footsie with you and jack you off
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 3:20 PM

bobbabooey
This is why you don't have surgery in Poland.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 3:23 PM

scottishtits77
+12
I’d like a tongue surgically attached to my clitoris
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 3:28 PM

realtalks
Is he gonna kick ass and take names or punch ass and take names?
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 3:49 PM

goodster
@scottishtits77,, I won’t let it be sewed on, but I’ll give ya a lap whenever you want.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 4:18 PM

ludenlasivius
These Total Recall re-makes keep getting shitter every time.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 6:38 PM

big_daddy305
Yes, you can catch athlete’s palm.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 6:40 PM

truckingman
One way to save your hand and play with the girls....
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 6:59 PM

picklehiesner
I don’t think that goes there doc
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 9:40 PM

sexyarcee
I honestly cannot think of a single use for a hand there. Maybe to pick up shit when it falls? Or maybe he wants to work out his leg when he jerks it?
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 10:35 PM

jeeprod
It’s to maintain the hand for immediate (soon) reattachment.
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 10:39 PM

dracos
his foot came in real handy
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posted on: 07-23-15 @ 10:42 PM

captjim
When he jacks off it looks like he’s dancing a jig.
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posted on: 07-24-15 @ 1:32 AM

tj72
Oh hell. The fuckin’ dog is going to love this.
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posted on: 07-24-15 @ 2:52 AM

goodster
It’s for taking up-skirt videos with his phone.
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posted on: 07-24-15 @ 1:05 PM

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