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posted by Big Jeff on 7/28/2015

You Better Loosen Them Laces

Whoa...I don't know the test on those lines, but you better loosen them before you hurt yourself or somebody. The tension looks high on those supports. One of those anchors can give way, next thing you know a child behind her is laid out split in half.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
longhungwong
Bullshit! I doubt twinkle toes here even knows what lettuce taste like, take your ass back to the twinkies and cupake section bitch!
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 1:36 PM

kilo_g
When trying to make yourself feel sexy fails! Thats not going to cover those veins...
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 1:36 PM

corruptedsob
She can eat all the greens she wants , she'll still be nasty looking .
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 1:38 PM

ludenlasivius
You ain’t foolin nobody, shopping in the produce section. Last time you ate a vegetable it was pureed in a Gerber bottle.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 1:40 PM

ludenlasivius
Dammit, wong beat me to it, it just hadn’t loaded yet.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 1:43 PM

sirfartsalot
Damn,Snooki really let herself go.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 2:17 PM

cellule
I never imagined Cleopatra had such big boobs.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 2:24 PM

bigdaddy88
Im sure her cart is full snack cakes, chips, and desserts. Getting some lettuce should balance everything out.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 2:41 PM

big_daddy305
Undo the laces and watch the Crisco ooze out.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 3:19 PM

nybadguy
That must be Wal-Mart
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 3:48 PM

wifebeater2000
id hit it
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 4:03 PM

potrostation
Looks like two smoked hams.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 4:36 PM

mykejp
Miss Piggy's new look.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 4:38 PM

bobbabooey
They keep the Twinkies next to the bell peppers at that store.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 5:13 PM

spazman
I’m thinking there is either some Cucumbers or Zucchini on the other side of her fat ass.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 6:30 PM

spazman
On another note, Her fat ass gives a 3-D effect on the bitches titties on the back of her shirt.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 6:31 PM

cthulu
The only time I see that lace-up-the-legs tattoos is on a)strippers b) used-to-be strippers c)bitches who wish they could pay their bills being a stripper. Im guessin shes option c
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 6:52 PM

truckingman
Skip
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 7:39 PM

filthywilly
Strategically placed on veggie expiration day...
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 7:57 PM

filthywilly
Who the FUCK took the last huge cucumber !!!
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 8:02 PM

rodeye2
She’s not fat, she’s just shoplifting a really huge watermelon.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 8:35 PM

vaticider
All I can think is those poor sandals.
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posted on: 07-28-15 @ 11:54 PM

allcaps
I’d bet money she don’t have on Rebel Flag underwear on under her dress...
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posted on: 07-29-15 @ 5:02 AM

ven0m89
funny thing is, this is decent for someone in walmart.
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posted on: 07-29-15 @ 9:31 AM

bucknuts
@vaticider ....No shit poor sandals........if she’d stomp on a quarter, boogers would pop out’a Washington’s nose.,.,.,.
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posted on: 07-29-15 @ 10:46 AM

linkhaze
Sadly I find her attractive ...And yes I would do her
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posted on: 12-19-15 @ 6:52 PM

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