You better loosen them laces

Whoa...I don't know the test on those lines, but you better loosen them before you hurt yourself or somebody. The tension looks high on those supports. One of those anchors can give way, next thing you know a child behind her is laid out split in half.

26 Comments
  • longhungwong July 28, 2015

    Bullshit! I doubt twinkle toes here even knows what lettuce taste like, take your ass back to the twinkies and cupake section bitch!

    +8
  • kilo_g July 28, 2015

    When trying to make yourself feel sexy fails! Thats not going to cover those veins...

    +1
  • corruptedsob July 28, 2015

    She can eat all the greens she wants , she'll still be nasty looking .

    +3
  • ludenlasivius July 28, 2015

    You ain't foolin nobody, shopping in the produce section. Last time you ate a vegetable it was pureed in a Gerber bottle.

    +5
  • ludenlasivius July 28, 2015

    Dammit, wong beat me to it, it just hadn't loaded yet.

    +3
  • sirfartsalot July 28, 2015

    Damn,Snooki really let herself go.

    +4
  • cellule July 28, 2015

    I never imagined Cleopatra had such big boobs.

    +2
  • bigdaddy88 July 28, 2015

    Im sure her cart is full snack cakes, chips, and desserts. Getting some lettuce should balance everything out.

    +3
  • big_daddy305 July 28, 2015

    Undo the laces and watch the Crisco ooze out.

    +5
  • nybadguy July 28, 2015

    That must be Wal-Mart

    +4
  • wifebeater2000 July 28, 2015

    id hit it

    +1
  • potrostation July 28, 2015

    Looks like two smoked hams.

    +1
  • mykejp July 28, 2015

    Miss Piggy's new look.

    +2
  • bobbabooey July 28, 2015

    They keep the Twinkies next to the bell peppers at that store.

    +1
  • spazman July 28, 2015

    I'm thinking there is either some Cucumbers or Zucchini on the other side of her fat ass.

    +3
  • spazman July 28, 2015

    On another note, Her fat ass gives a 3-D effect on the bitches titties on the back of her shirt.

    +4
  • cthulu July 28, 2015

    The only time I see that lace-up-the-legs tattoos is on a)strippers b) used-to-be strippers c)bitches who wish they could pay their bills being a stripper. Im guessin shes option c

    +4
  • truckingman July 28, 2015

    Skip

    +2
  • filthywilly July 28, 2015

    Strategically placed on veggie expiration day...

    +1
  • filthywilly July 28, 2015

    Who the FUCK took the last huge cucumber !!!

    +5
  • rodeye2 July 28, 2015

    She's not fat, she's just shoplifting a really huge watermelon.

    +2
  • vaticider July 29, 2015

    All I can think is those poor sandals.

    +1
  • allcaps July 29, 2015

    I'd bet money she don't have on Rebel Flag underwear on under her dress...

    +0
  • ven0m89 July 29, 2015

    funny thing is, this is decent for someone in walmart.

    +3
  • bucknuts July 29, 2015

    @vaticider ....No shit poor sandals........if she'd stomp on a quarter, boogers would pop out'a Washington's nose.,.,.,.

    +2
  • linkhaze December 19, 2015

    Sadly I find her attractive ...And yes I would do her

    -1
 
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