He Finally Got Laid

This guy is clearly the happiest man in the world. After 42 years of living at his parents house, he is finally going to get laid. Only one thing could screw it up now, and that's premature ejaculation. Which is about 100% going to happen, as soon as she touches his zipper.

20 Comments
  • bobbabooey July 29, 2015

    The real Backroom Casting Couch.

    +9
  • vaticanvomit July 29, 2015

    Money can make anyone hot.

    +8
  • whobe July 29, 2015

    Do her lips make your dick look small.

    +3
  • potrostation July 29, 2015

    I say he only has enough$ for a bj.

    +2
  • assmasterson July 29, 2015

    It won't matter whether he comes immediately or not. As soon as his gunt hits her head, the party's over anyway.

    +4
  • hornyfatman July 29, 2015

    Apparently the stripper likes making a little extra cash

    +2
  • xizang July 29, 2015

    Ha-Ha! They're all using LITTLE CAMERAS!

    +3
  • spunkmaster July 29, 2015

    Sorry Chuck. We can't see it. We tried zooming in and bringing a hot girl in to get the dick hard. Maybe with some pliers. Sorry to say, your still a 40 year old virgin.

    +3
  • captianchaoz July 29, 2015

    The first time he's seen his pecker in 20 years, thanks to the crew that borrowed him that camera.

    +4
  • dozer67 July 29, 2015

    Poor lady he smell, sweat and small dick must not be worth it,but her kids have to eat

    +0
  • mrlongshot July 29, 2015

    Saw this 30 minutes ago and came back, she's still looking for it.

    +3
  • realtalks July 29, 2015

    He has dad and the family there to capture some sweet family memories

    +2
  • cellule July 29, 2015

    Look at the screen to stay in your "comfort zone" & won't cum too fast.

    +3
  • mykejp July 29, 2015

    Wouldn't she need a magnifying glass and tweezers?

    +1
  • potrostation July 29, 2015

    Suddenly, octopus porn doesn't seam so bad.

    +2
  • rodeye2 July 29, 2015

    Pictures or no pictures your ex still won't believe it.

    +2
  • mountaineer July 30, 2015

    Blowjobs are one thing but he will never use it for it's intended purpose. Sad fat fuck.

    +1
  • ven0m89 July 30, 2015

    God bless her. Hope for everyone

    +0
  • ven0m89 July 30, 2015

    I wonder if his friends are gonna jack off to the footage of their friend getting a bj. That's creepy as fuck if you think about and gay.

    +1
  • bobbabooey July 30, 2015

    @Vatican That chick must be rich.

    +0
 
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