Hello Mr. Bacon, how are you today? Ohh, you are a little fried? By any chance, do you know a Mr. Lettuce and Tomato? Because I hear you guys are a great set of friends?
Kevin Bacon should have been in The Breakfast Club.
Those Chinese built tanning beds are the shit.
The humane thing to do here would be to give him an overdose of morphine or something and just let him die.
So I see they finally caught Slender man. And looks like he's covered in menstrual blood from all the little teen sluts he preys on.
That happened to me once, when I fell asleep laying out by the poo.
He needs a friend with a gun to do the right thing.
I don't think he has a chance, poor guy,
Hurtin' for certain
He actually has been exposed to a high level of radiations, I have read about this Chinese man. His body just dried out very fast.
Make it quick and easy on the guy and send him out high
I believe that's a man from Japan from several decades ago got an extreme exposure of radiation while working at a nuclear power plant. He begged to be euthanized, but the doctors had a morbid fascination with wanting to find out what would happen to him. His body felt par as his DNA started to degrade. It took 83 days for him to die.
His dick looks burnt off. I'd want to die as well.
@xizang Do you usually snuggle up to your own dookey, or someone else's?
Seven....... Let me know when you work it out
they kept him alive for 83 days to study the effects of the radiation on him, even resuscitated him a few times when he died. Cruel
I've never seen human jerkey before.
Favorite new catch phrase: "kill me!"
What was the guys name or where did this happen? I'd like to know some more about it.
What's in your wallet ?
Well he's burnt all to fuck....let's make him Freddy Kruger