Meet Mr. Bacon

Hello Mr. Bacon, how are you today? Ohh, you are a little fried? By any chance, do you know a Mr. Lettuce and Tomato? Because I hear you guys are a great set of friends?

20 Comments
  • bobbabooey July 29, 2015

    Kevin Bacon should have been in The Breakfast Club.

    +6
  • whobe July 29, 2015

    Those Chinese built tanning beds are the shit.

    +6
  • yeknom July 29, 2015

    The humane thing to do here would be to give him an overdose of morphine or something and just let him die.

    +16
  • spunkmaster July 29, 2015

    So I see they finally caught Slender man. And looks like he's covered in menstrual blood from all the little teen sluts he preys on.

    +2
  • xizang July 29, 2015

    That happened to me once, when I fell asleep laying out by the poo.

    +2
  • outotown July 29, 2015

    He needs a friend with a gun to do the right thing.

    +9
  • dozer67 July 29, 2015

    I don't think he has a chance, poor guy,

    -1
  • slippy July 29, 2015

    Hurtin' for certain

    +2
  • bv66wuw July 29, 2015

    He actually has been exposed to a high level of radiations, I have read about this Chinese man. His body just dried out very fast.

    +1
  • realtalks July 29, 2015

    Make it quick and easy on the guy and send him out high

    +1
  • dfyla July 29, 2015

    I believe that's a man from Japan from several decades ago got an extreme exposure of radiation while working at a nuclear power plant. He begged to be euthanized, but the doctors had a morbid fascination with wanting to find out what would happen to him. His body felt par as his DNA started to degrade. It took 83 days for him to die.

    +4
  • mountaineer July 29, 2015

    His dick looks burnt off. I'd want to die as well.

    +2
  • ludenlasivius July 29, 2015

    @xizang Do you usually snuggle up to your own dookey, or someone else's?

    +1
  • ouch July 29, 2015

    Seven....... Let me know when you work it out

    +0
  • wardo56 July 29, 2015

    they kept him alive for 83 days to study the effects of the radiation on him, even resuscitated him a few times when he died. Cruel

    +1
  • mykejp July 29, 2015

    I've never seen human jerkey before.

    +1
  • potrostation July 29, 2015

    Favorite new catch phrase: "kill me!"

    +0
  • mountaineer July 29, 2015

    What was the guys name or where did this happen? I'd like to know some more about it.

    +0
  • rodeye2 July 30, 2015

    What's in your wallet ?

    +0
  • ven0m89 July 30, 2015

    Well he's burnt all to fuck....let's make him Freddy Kruger

    +0
 
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