Meet Mr. Bacon

Hello Mr. Bacon, how are you today? Ohh, you are a little fried? By any chance, do you know a Mr. Lettuce and Tomato? Because I hear you guys are a great set of friends?

  • bobbabooey July 29, 2015

    Kevin Bacon should have been in The Breakfast Club.

  • whobe July 29, 2015

    Those Chinese built tanning beds are the shit.

  • yeknom July 29, 2015

    The humane thing to do here would be to give him an overdose of morphine or something and just let him die.

  • spunkmaster July 29, 2015

    So I see they finally caught Slender man. And looks like he's covered in menstrual blood from all the little teen sluts he preys on.

  • xizang July 29, 2015

    That happened to me once, when I fell asleep laying out by the poo.

  • outotown July 29, 2015

    He needs a friend with a gun to do the right thing.

  • dozer67 July 29, 2015

    I don't think he has a chance, poor guy,

  • slippy July 29, 2015

    Hurtin' for certain

  • bv66wuw July 29, 2015

    He actually has been exposed to a high level of radiations, I have read about this Chinese man. His body just dried out very fast.

  • realtalks July 29, 2015

    Make it quick and easy on the guy and send him out high

  • dfyla July 29, 2015

    I believe that's a man from Japan from several decades ago got an extreme exposure of radiation while working at a nuclear power plant. He begged to be euthanized, but the doctors had a morbid fascination with wanting to find out what would happen to him. His body felt par as his DNA started to degrade. It took 83 days for him to die.

  • mountaineer July 29, 2015

    His dick looks burnt off. I'd want to die as well.

  • ludenlasivius July 29, 2015

    @xizang Do you usually snuggle up to your own dookey, or someone else's?

  • ouch July 29, 2015

    Seven....... Let me know when you work it out

  • wardo56 July 29, 2015

    they kept him alive for 83 days to study the effects of the radiation on him, even resuscitated him a few times when he died. Cruel

  • mykejp July 29, 2015

    I've never seen human jerkey before.

  • potrostation July 29, 2015

    Favorite new catch phrase: "kill me!"

  • mountaineer July 29, 2015

    What was the guys name or where did this happen? I'd like to know some more about it.

  • rodeye2 July 30, 2015

    What's in your wallet ?

  • ven0m89 July 30, 2015

    Well he's burnt all to fuck....let's make him Freddy Kruger

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