Would you look at that? A unicorn! He sure is a majestic and magical beast. But he stinks of whiskey and puke. I think this magical unicorn also shit himself. Nasty.
give me negatives bitches
and I think he has a dildoe for his unihorn
Wow, Adam really has hit bottom.
If his momma could see him now.
He must have been a real dickhead at the party for them to do this to him.
The end of the rainbow is ugly.
is that littering or loitering ? whatever it is just shoot him.
Looks like somebody had a fun night.The guys with the ductape must have had a blast.
He needs to wake up quick before the guy who likes to have his ass proved by hand rails finds him
That was definitely a night of bad decisions.
Bet he had a hangover from hell
What is its' blood alcohol content?
LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock
An american on russian vodka
Wait 30 minutes and he'll have shit on his horn.