Fish In The Dash

If you are ever board, you should get yourself a cooler of beer, and a lawn chair. Head down the local boat ramp and watch the excitement. This guy here dunked his whole truck in the water, and I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover dumbasses.

39 Comments
  • lowdice August 6, 2015

    So this guy doesn't have I'm a idiot forgiveness insurance on his policy?

    +1
  • mrlongshot August 6, 2015

    It's just a ford. He came out on top.

    +1
  • whobe August 6, 2015

    Bird is like screw this that dumb ass might hook me with one of those rods.

    +1
  • crazyvet August 6, 2015

    Just another Ford boat anchor.

    -1
  • prodeath August 6, 2015

    Found On River Dead

    +2
  • prodeath August 6, 2015

    ^^^Drowned

    -2
  • zedex August 6, 2015

    "Don't supposed to be like that"

    +1
  • xizang August 6, 2015

    I hope it was time to change the oil and filters anyway.

    +1
  • bobbabooey August 6, 2015

    It'll buff out.

    +2
  • outotown August 6, 2015

    Forgetting to set the park brake-priceless.

    +1
  • potrostation August 6, 2015

    Low cost James Bond.

    +1
  • darkcraven August 6, 2015

    its the new hybrid submarine car

    +1
  • nybadguy August 6, 2015

    Well on the bright side the boat is still good

    +4
  • corruptedsob August 6, 2015

    You forgot to close the door ,jackass

    +1
  • truckingman August 6, 2015

    He forgot to set his parking brake...

    +1
  • truckingman August 6, 2015

    What is wrong with Ford trucks?

    +0
  • mrlongshot August 6, 2015

    Ford found the problem, then circled it.

    +0
  • sbohica August 6, 2015

    The real dilemma is, why is it FACING the shoreline??? Redneck 180 possibly? It wud of been great to watch...

    -3
  • ludenlasivius August 6, 2015

    ^^^Because he's launching a boat, dumbass.

    +8
  • el_stupicabra August 6, 2015

    Wow.. If that was a Jeep, and not a Ford, this wouldn't have happened. Smarten the fuck up kiddies!

    +0
  • candle August 6, 2015

    It's ok... It was a rental.

    +0
  • jackpot August 6, 2015

    Well....he found where the ramp drops off sharply.

    +2
  • bucknuts August 6, 2015

    Give a Honk if yer still with us down there Pard, try granny gear!!.,.,.

    +0
  • sbohica August 6, 2015

    Hey @luden, u can take that gun and stick it up ur fucking ass or put it to ur temple and pull the trigger! The damage will b the same. Wipe ur boyfriends cum off ur fuckin glasses and show me a boat ramp. Have u ever launched a fucking boatvu ass jockey piece of shit? Obviously not! How old are u? 18? Before u come up in here calling me a dumbass, u faggot piece of monkey spunk, get ur fucking facts straight cuz I will rip u a new fucking asshole so ur dad and uncle can share! Douchebag motherfucker. Non paying peeps like u are the fucking worst man. When u manage to pull ur tongue out of ur boys ass and wipe the shit fog off ur glasses, goto Chucky Cheese and buy me some tokens... Fuckstick!

    +3
  • rifleman123 August 6, 2015

    Must of been real thirsty

    +1
  • nybadguy August 7, 2015

    @sbohica. Haha. You need to blaze up bro. You seem way to tight. That shit was funny as fuck to read thoe man +1. You made my night.

    +6
  • rodeye2 August 7, 2015

    We're still goin' fishing right ?

    +6
  • mrlongshot August 7, 2015

    I now know who to piss on to get someone pissed off, Sbohica. Happy is no fun so I guess I'll aim at you to see your comebacks you tranny blowing ass pirate.

    +2
  • mrlongshot August 7, 2015

    On a side note, why do some chucky cheese not sell beer?

    +1
  • ludenlasivius August 7, 2015

    @sbohica: What the fuck crawled up your ass, fucknugget? You burn your nose on a bong or somethin? You do know you ain't aupposed to put the whole thing in hour mouth, right? Everybody else was able to figure it out, why's it such a puzzle for you? You just mad 'cause I pointed out your stupidity to all your widdle fwinns on da innernet? Bitch please, I been a paid member here since '09, my shit just expired yesterday and I ain't had time to renew it 'cause I got one of those white folk things called a J-O-B. And you should know that already 'cause I know you've seen my pics in the forums... which wouldn't be there unless I had a VIP. And I know you jacked off to those pics 'cause the mere sight of a badge makes you want to bend over and get cuffed. Oh by the way, sorry... did I just demonstrate your stupidity AGAIN?? Whoops. I'd give you some ointment for your butthurt but we all know you haven't had any feeling in your anus since your last trip to prison. Maybe you'll feel better if you and crackerkiller jam a finger up each others' ass to try and get another inch for yourselves, just be careful not to chip a tooth on a kidney stone. Fuckin ignorant kindergarten cocksuckin crybaby. Fuck off.

    +2
  • sbohica August 7, 2015

    luden, +3... +0... I cud grab the back of ur pussy ass ears and skull fuck u til the cows come home! But I dont have cows so ur distented gut wud b full of my root juice as u try to explain to all ur ass Buddy's that u got the cum runs! Your a pathetic loser with a 3rd grade education and a second grade micro penis!!! Fuck off bitch, I'm done with u... I didnt chew u up and spit u out, uve gobbled enuf of my cock that u can't stop spitting, protein overload faggot. Ameture waste of space. Have ur mom quit sitting on ur face cuz she's trying to cure ur gayness, escape ur fucking basement and go get throat fucked by Ron.... Then, maybe, u can belong to the faggot, dick sucking section of the PG, which u are the HEAD man.

    +0
  • sbohica August 7, 2015

    @mrlongshot... I can't go off on u bro. I think ur cool as shit! @luden needs to respect the elder, PAYING VIP MEMBERS and quit fingering his cat and telling all his homies he's gettin pussy. He will grow up one day, deepthroat a nig called Jerome and feel rite at home! He's a pansy ass faggot that fingers his asshole while 2 finger jerking!

    +0
  • ludenlasivius August 7, 2015

    All that shit drippin out your mouth... did that get shoved up from the bottom of your colon or did you just suck it off someone's cock?

    +2
  • jackpot August 7, 2015

    @sbohica Did you really not think that the truck was launching a boat?

    +6
  • ouch August 7, 2015

    @ludenlasivius + @sbohica U 2 Bitches take it to the fight room in the forums, I'll get my lube.

    +6
  • mrlongshot August 7, 2015

    Well damn!!!

    +1
  • cellule August 7, 2015

    Woah! sbohica and ludenlasivius are stealing the show.. Can we see a drowned Ferrari? Maybe they'll fight harder.. or naked..

    +1
  • felterupgood August 8, 2015

    Back to the fucktard at hand... someone tell him to turn his lights off before they drain the battery.

    +1
  • loulou August 8, 2015

    It looks like the dealership lied, it doesn't float.

    +0
 
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