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posted by Jay D. on 8/6/2015

Fish In The Dash

If you are ever board, you should get yourself a cooler of beer, and a lawn chair. Head down the local boat ramp and watch the excitement. This guy here dunked his whole truck in the water, and I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover dumbasses.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
lowdice
So this guy doesn't have I'm a idiot forgiveness insurance on his policy?
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 2:15 PM

mrlongshot
It's just a ford. He came out on top.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 2:23 PM

whobe
Bird is like screw this that dumb ass might hook me with one of those rods.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 2:28 PM

crazyvet
Just another Ford boat anchor.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 2:30 PM

prodeath
Found On River Dead
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 3:02 PM

prodeath
^^^Drowned
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 3:05 PM

zedex
"Don’t supposed to be like that"
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 3:47 PM

xizang
I hope it was time to change the oil and filters anyway.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 4:03 PM

bobbabooey
It'll buff out.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 4:08 PM

outotown
Forgetting to set the park brake-priceless.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 4:17 PM

potrostation
Low cost James Bond.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 4:30 PM

darkcraven
its the new hybrid submarine car
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 6:06 PM

nybadguy
Well on the bright side the boat is still good
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 6:26 PM

corruptedsob
You forgot to close the door ,jackass
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 6:36 PM

truckingman
He forgot to set his parking brake...
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 6:42 PM

truckingman
What is wrong with Ford trucks?
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 6:44 PM

mrlongshot
Ford found the problem, then circled it.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 7:15 PM

sbohica
The real dilemma is, why is it FACING the shoreline??? Redneck 180 possibly? It wud of been great to watch...
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 8:01 PM

ludenlasivius
^^^Because he's launching a boat, dumbass.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 8:38 PM

el_stupicabra
Wow.. If that was a Jeep, and not a Ford, this wouldn't have happened. Smarten the fuck up kiddies!
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 8:54 PM

candle
It’s ok... It was a rental.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 9:27 PM

jackpot
Well....he found where the ramp drops off sharply.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 9:41 PM

bucknuts
Give a Honk if yer still with us down there Pard, try granny gear!!.,.,.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 9:44 PM

sbohica
Hey @luden, u can take that gun and stick it up ur fucking ass or put it to ur temple and pull the trigger! The damage will b the same. Wipe ur boyfriends cum off ur fuckin glasses and show me a boat ramp. Have u ever launched a fucking boatvu ass jockey piece of shit? Obviously not! How old are u? 18? Before u come up in here calling me a dumbass, u faggot piece of monkey spunk, get ur fucking facts straight cuz I will rip u a new fucking asshole so ur dad and uncle can share! Douchebag motherfucker. Non paying peeps like u are the fucking worst man. When u manage to pull ur tongue out of ur boys ass and wipe the shit fog off ur glasses, goto Chucky Cheese and buy me some tokens... Fuckstick!
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 10:19 PM

rifleman123
Must of been real thirsty
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 10:30 PM

nybadguy
@sbohica. Haha. You need to blaze up bro. You seem way to tight. That shit was funny as fuck to read thoe man +1. You made my night.
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posted on: 08-06-15 @ 11:34 PM

rodeye2
We’re still goin’ fishing right ?
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 1:43 AM

mrlongshot
I now know who to piss on to get someone pissed off, Sbohica. Happy is no fun so I guess I'll aim at you to see your comebacks you tranny blowing ass pirate.
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 2:31 AM

mrlongshot
On a side note, why do some chucky cheese not sell beer?
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 2:36 AM

ludenlasivius
@sbohica: What the fuck crawled up your ass, fucknugget? You burn your nose on a bong or somethin? You do know you ain't aupposed to put the whole thing in hour mouth, right? Everybody else was able to figure it out, why's it such a puzzle for you? You just mad 'cause I pointed out your stupidity to all your widdle fwinns on da innernet? Bitch please, I been a paid member here since '09, my shit just expired yesterday and I ain't had time to renew it 'cause I got one of those white folk things called a J-O-B. And you should know that already 'cause I know you've seen my pics in the forums... which wouldn't be there unless I had a VIP. And I know you jacked off to those pics 'cause the mere sight of a badge makes you want to bend over and get cuffed. Oh by the way, sorry... did I just demonstrate your stupidity AGAIN?? Whoops. I'd give you some ointment for your butthurt but we all know you haven't had any feeling in your anus since your last trip to prison. Maybe you'll feel better if you and crackerkiller jam a finger up each others' ass to try and get another inch for yourselves, just be careful not to chip a tooth on a kidney stone. Fuckin ignorant kindergarten cocksuckin crybaby. Fuck off.
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 2:41 AM

sbohica
luden, +3... +0... I cud grab the back of ur pussy ass ears and skull fuck u til the cows come home! But I dont have cows so ur distented gut wud b full of my root juice as u try to explain to all ur ass Buddy's that u got the cum runs! Your a pathetic loser with a 3rd grade education and a second grade micro penis!!! Fuck off bitch, I'm done with u... I didnt chew u up and spit u out, uve gobbled enuf of my cock that u can't stop spitting, protein overload faggot. Ameture waste of space. Have ur mom quit sitting on ur face cuz she's trying to cure ur gayness, escape ur fucking basement and go get throat fucked by Ron.... Then, maybe, u can belong to the faggot, dick sucking section of the PG, which u are the HEAD man.
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 4:07 AM

sbohica
@mrlongshot... I can't go off on u bro. I think ur cool as shit! @luden needs to respect the elder, PAYING VIP MEMBERS and quit fingering his cat and telling all his homies he's gettin pussy. He will grow up one day, deepthroat a nig called Jerome and feel rite at home! He's a pansy ass faggot that fingers his asshole while 2 finger jerking!
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 4:29 AM

ludenlasivius
All that shit drippin out your mouth... did that get shoved up from the bottom of your colon or did you just suck it off someone’s cock?
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 6:57 AM

jackpot
@sbohica Did you really not think that the truck was launching a boat?
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 8:33 AM

ouch
@ludenlasivius + @sbohica U 2 Bitches take it to the fight room in the forums, I’ll get my lube.
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 9:42 AM

mrlongshot
Well damn!!!
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 12:14 PM

cellule
Woah! sbohica and ludenlasivius are stealing the show.. Can we see a drowned Ferrari? Maybe they’ll fight harder.. or naked..
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posted on: 08-07-15 @ 5:17 PM

felterupgood
Back to the fucktard at hand... someone tell him to turn his lights off before they drain the battery.
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posted on: 08-08-15 @ 12:41 AM

loulou
It looks like the dealership lied, it doesn’t float.
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posted on: 08-08-15 @ 12:15 PM

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