I'm not sure I believe this guy's story about putting his hand down the garage disposal. It looks like he put his hand down a stump grinder, or maybe someone ran over his hand with a lawn mower.
insert garlic and slices of lemon and roast on a low heat for 5 hours
Anybody else like gyro sandwiches?
I hope they have more nurses on hand.
Just call me "Lefty".
He was fisting Hillary
I guess speed shifting anytime soon is out of the picture.
There's a good reason all those stickers say to keep your hands out of the lawn mower blades.
I guess this guy really did want to be an Oscar Mayer hotdog.
He's gonna have to learn to fap left handed
Give me five! Slices.
Edward Scissorhands had a seisure. Poor guy.
Bacon for cantabiles.
well give the man a hand . you can trust him he's armless
Idk....looks like it's a chick, she sure as shit can't make anymore sandwiches
Gotta invert the right & the left button on the mouse.
I saw this on another site earlier today. Supposedly the story is that some maid was fired and decided to come after the new maid with a machete. People are fucked.
Garbage disposals grind food waste not shred it.
Never jack off a chainsaw.
Is it me or does it look like a fox face right after his wrist.
NEVER try to steal from a knife juggler's hat
I see the fox too but this doesn't look real to me. Those cuts should be bleeding and from elbow to hand looks like it's long enough to be Magilla Gorilla
something tells me alcohol was involved
never play 'rock-paper-scissors' with freddie kreuger.
Looks like a damn dog attack.