All jokes aside, you know a woman did this. She was on the phone, talking to her boo, and got a fill up. Mid fill up, she just drives off. And now you got yourself a sweet gash in your truck bed.
Don't worry. Anal will fix it.
Women should always be pumped not do the pumping, unless you ask Ouch!
Let the wife drive your truck I see.
That gash in my truck better get me some of your gash tonight.
Now he has 2 ugly gashes..
Is that one of them new aluminum Fords?
Yep. Built ford tough.
I am not going to comment on the one.
Wait till they start doing that with plug in cars.
What is that shit made out of aluminum foil
Leave the can opener in the kitchen
Must have been a damn old gas pump, before breakaway nozzles and hoses. More likely someone hooked a chain to the edge of the gas door opening and he pulled away without knowing.
Don't shush me, woman. So you got a safe driver discount from Allstate? Isn't that cute. Y'know, we men don't get any special bonus for managing to go six months without destroying our vehicle. For us, it's just kind of expected.
He'll get even when he tears her arse in some rough anal sex.
Pickups aren't what they used to be. That door shouldn't have been stronger than the bed. Also no one heard or felt that happening?
At least you don't need a hose anymore. Now you can just throw gas in that bitch.