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posted by Jay D. on 8/13/2015

Introducing The Beach Scooter

Are you too fat to go to the beach? Does leaving Walmart scare you? Introducing the Beach Scooter. Now you can get your fat ass out of your house and enjoy the sun, surf and sand. Good luck getting home though.
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Triple BJ went horribly wrong

Beach and Pussy = WIN

Taking on a BIG cock!

She should be in porn

#BlackCocksMatter

She can take a TON of cock
Comments From the Peanut Gallery
marcodufour
" The greatest trick the Devil ( Ron ) ever pulled was convincing the World he didn`t exist, and like that.....poof..... he`s gone.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 12:31 PM

lowdice
That shit needs a 10" pro comp lift with some 35 alltrains
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 12:36 PM

longhungwong
+20
I see one of those walmart whales made it back home safely.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 12:37 PM

xizang
Mentally disabled as well?
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 12:55 PM

corruptedsob
The previous owner is now a beached whale
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 1:38 PM

bobbabooey
Gidget is retired now.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 1:47 PM

pinkdildolickr
I’m speechless
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 2:00 PM

crazyvet
Looks to me like a failed attempt to commit suicide by drowning.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 2:14 PM

realtalks
Battery ran out so somewhere there's a beached whale
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 2:17 PM

poida
New Baywatch series with the original cast
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 2:41 PM

whobe
At least the sharks won’t go hungry.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 2:53 PM

vulture
put a whole new meaning to whale watch
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 3:05 PM

big_daddy305
That scooter looks like it’s trying to bury itself from the shame.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 4:33 PM

burlyfish
Must not be a Hoveround.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 5:20 PM

nybadguy
A shark ate that poor bastard
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 5:56 PM

potrostation
@ longhungwong:+ 1 million! I laughed so hard, I cried a little.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 6:41 PM

truckingman
LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 7:16 PM

cyberbu11y
Walmart had buckets of coppertone buy one get one free
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 7:18 PM

mykejp
It’s the only way Governor Christie can get on the beach.
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posted on: 08-13-15 @ 11:26 PM

misfit_88
awww too bad! they probably got real sunburnt waiting for a tow out of that little bog.
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posted on: 08-14-15 @ 9:01 PM

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