Introducing The Beach Scooter

Are you too fat to go to the beach? Does leaving Walmart scare you? Introducing the Beach Scooter. Now you can get your fat ass out of your house and enjoy the sun, surf and sand. Good luck getting home though.

20 Comments
  • marcodufour August 13, 2015

    " The greatest trick the Devil ( Ron ) ever pulled was convincing the World he didn`t exist, and like that.....poof..... he`s gone.

    +0
  • lowdice August 13, 2015

    That shit needs a 10" pro comp lift with some 35 alltrains

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  • longhungwong August 13, 2015

    I see one of those walmart whales made it back home safely.

    +20
  • xizang August 13, 2015

    Mentally disabled as well?

    +1
  • corruptedsob August 13, 2015

    The previous owner is now a beached whale

    +2
  • bobbabooey August 13, 2015

    Gidget is retired now.

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  • pinkdildolickr August 13, 2015

    I'm speechless

    +0
  • crazyvet August 13, 2015

    Looks to me like a failed attempt to commit suicide by drowning.

    +0
  • realtalks August 13, 2015

    Battery ran out so somewhere there's a beached whale

    +0
  • poida August 13, 2015

    New Baywatch series with the original cast

    +6
  • whobe August 13, 2015

    At least the sharks won't go hungry.

    +0
  • vulture August 13, 2015

    put a whole new meaning to whale watch

    +1
  • big_daddy305 August 13, 2015

    That scooter looks like it's trying to bury itself from the shame.

    +1
  • burlyfish August 13, 2015

    Must not be a Hoveround.

    +0
  • nybadguy August 13, 2015

    A shark ate that poor bastard

    +0
  • potrostation August 13, 2015

    @

    longhungwong:+ 1 million! I laughed so hard, I cried a little.

    +2
  • truckingman August 13, 2015

    LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +1
  • cyberbu11y August 13, 2015

    Walmart had buckets of coppertone buy one get one free

    +1
  • mykejp August 14, 2015

    It's the only way Governor Christie can get on the beach.

    +0
  • misfit_88 August 14, 2015

    awww too bad! they probably got real sunburnt waiting for a tow out of that little bog.

    +0
 
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