Alejandro got dressed in his Sunday finest to go to the bar. Instead, he ran into a steel bar, and now he needs a new brain. Don't be like Alejandro, stay home and fap.
Busted open like a Halloween pumpkin.
After six days of mowing lawns, he finally got a day off.
His daddy always told him "He needs a scooter like he needs a hole in the head"
All those nice brains laying there and somebody steals his fucking shoes.
^ He must have had some real nice crocodile boots
Don't even think about calling out, you urd me?
I know that guy...its Phil McCavity
He can be buried in those "nice" clothes.
Looks like he is a little short on brains
Someone's not making it to the douche-bag convention.
That's how my head feels right now from screaming at my fuckin kids. Little pricks are so un greatful.
Knocked his shoes and socks off. Take that myth busters.
Someone was MF" Pissed Off at Him...
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
told you it was loaded dumbass..