Have you ever wanted to play Stair Way to Heaven...with your ass? Well now you can. Get out your butt flute and a can of beans. In no time you will be playing beautiful ass music.
Now you can have a musical duet with yourself.
the toot flute would have been a better name
follow through and you could have an extra pea in your whistle
niggers cant wait for the turn table speaker adaptor
The more you use it the shittier you play.
Gotta love a fart whistle
Ouch is going to play us a new wics song next week with that i bet.
Now the faggot community can literally toot their own horn. Same sex couples will make beautiful music together.
Sorry Adam, looks like they only make one size. Maybe you could tie 3 or 4 together as a bundle.
ER Doctors are going to have fun with that one.
Now you can beatbox with your Ass and really bring the bass
Like belling a cat;only for gays.
"What would you do if I toot out of tune,,,,,,Would you stand up and shit all over me?"
You play it using your anus and glutes What in The MOTHER FUCKING" Blue FUCK? I thought it was a new type of flute with a weird shape that you play with your mouth...
@truckingman Nothing stopping you. Except maybe dignity.
As I said Ludenlasivius, I thought it was one thing, it was another thing. I did not want to try play it...
whats with all these obscure sex toys lately? been looking or a new toy or something?
Should have called it a Butt Trumpet.
bruce jenner approved
Eat some beans and play you're self a shitty song