I'm not saying that I'm the professional to tell you how to use your sex swing, but you're using it wrong...very wrong.
Do you lick their balls dry afterwards ?
Sure...we beleve you were just using it to "wash the dog"
allows user to lick his own balls
Sure...you're "washing" your large dog. Your secret is safe with us.
That Bernard aint a Saint no more
Sniff your dogs ass with ease
Guy gets the job done though.
looks like catelynn Jenner scored his first modeling contract advertising that sex swing
Wow ... I was using mine as a hammock.
.I was wondering why everyone was bringing alcohol to my house
To each, him MF" Own...
FUCK.... I am sorry about my grammar error. I meant to say 'his MF" Own...'
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
Guess the mask comes in handy if your Ole lady looks like a pooch.
He washes his dog, then he screws the pooch.
What kind of fuckwit pays $100 just to wash his dog?
does it come in horse size?