Queen of the Selfies

I crown thee Queen of the Selfies. You don't give a shit about making some funny face while taking a photo. Fuck no, you make your other lips do the talking in pictures, and I applaud you.

32 Comments
  • pinkdildolickr August 18, 2015

    Attention please: If you are going to post selfies and you've nice big pair of pussy lips could you please zoom in on them a little more...they are an amazing gift and should be shared as much as possible. Thank you for your cooperation in the future!

    +4
  • tookalook August 18, 2015

    There's some class!

    +4
  • vulture August 18, 2015

    should have taken it by the fish counter

    +7
  • korumkills August 18, 2015

    @vulture nah she wants some meat to fill it

    -1
  • big_daddy305 August 18, 2015

    Who put a dress on the roast beef?

    +2
  • potrostation August 18, 2015

    We have confirmed pussy!

    +1
  • t0mmy August 18, 2015

    she must've gotten wild when she saw the good deal for that salad dressing

    -1
  • longhungwong August 18, 2015

    Nice duckface.

    +2
  • cthulu August 18, 2015

    Strippers are great

    +0
  • sexwithyourmom August 18, 2015

    What would the world be like without whores like this pig here?

    +0
  • ibetdaddy August 18, 2015

    clean up aisle 3

    +0
  • ibetdaddy August 18, 2015

    the fish section just got a whole lot better

    +0
  • darkmadness August 18, 2015

    Atleast she has no dick, Good job Ouch!

    +1
  • crazyvet August 18, 2015

    I'll take two pounds please.

    +1
  • bucknuts August 18, 2015

    The 'Vagilzer' strikes again.,.,.,

    -1
  • whobe August 18, 2015

    Packaging on the clam chowder is a seller.

    +0
  • poida August 18, 2015

    What should she choose? Ham Ram, Beef baton or Pork Fork

    +0
  • pizzapie August 18, 2015

    I started my period at the grocery store

    -1
  • corruptedsob August 18, 2015

    Meat you at the meat section

    +0
  • potrostation August 18, 2015

    @ longhungwong: She has other body parts you say? I couldn't see above her clits.

    +1
  • truckingman August 18, 2015

    She is an exhibitionist both on a off line.

    +0
  • truckingman August 18, 2015

    I am sorry. I meant ' on and off line.'

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius August 18, 2015

    I feel ya, honey. Those prom photos are always awkward.

    +0
  • picklehiesner August 18, 2015

    Looks like clams are on special

    +2
  • rifleman123 August 18, 2015

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

    +3
  • nybadguy August 18, 2015

    Damn. That body is sick

    +1
  • fatlarry August 18, 2015

    Now that's a selfie

    +1
  • strongcock August 19, 2015

    Toto más sabroso tiene esta perra, guao como la agarro y le doy berga hasta que quede sin fuerza.

    -4
  • inkd_nurs3 August 19, 2015

    Clean up, aisle 7

    +1
  • goodster August 19, 2015

    She's in the wrong aisle if she wants some sausage from me!.

    +0
  • durante August 19, 2015

    wait a minute... I have a coupon for that!

    +1
  • askyoursister August 21, 2015

    pussy....the other white meat.

    +1
 
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