The Cookie Destroyer

Not only does Cookie Monster destroy plates of cookies at a time, he apparently destroys pussies too. He is lung like a thoroughbred too. You know you want some of that creamy cookie filling.

20 Comments
  • sbohica August 19, 2015

    TMZ alert!!! Ms Piggy just kicked Kermit the fuck outta the house. She's going blue and will forever b true.

    +4
  • bobbabooey August 19, 2015

    That's why they never show their legs on Sesame Street.

    +8
  • lowdice August 19, 2015

    This explains a lot.... Now if all would excuse me I'm going to bury my thoughts in a 5th of Jack...

    +2
  • sirfartsalot August 19, 2015

    I call bullshit....its not black.

    +0
  • whobe August 19, 2015

    I'd be cross eyed too if I had to lug that around.

    +3
  • realtalks August 19, 2015

    Eat cookies, fuck bitches, fill me with diabetes

    +2
  • bigdaddy88 August 19, 2015

    C is for cookie? More like C is for cock.

    +2
  • realtalks August 19, 2015

    Fucking spell check- that's eat cookies, fuck bitches, give em diabetes

    +1
  • potrostation August 19, 2015

    C is not for cookie!

    +1
  • truckingman August 19, 2015

    WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING" PERVERTED FUCK!!????

    +0
  • goodster August 19, 2015

    Oh look,, It's the Cockie Monster that Adam posted on 9/24/13.

    +0
  • nybadguy August 19, 2015

    Cock monster

    +0
  • ludenlasivius August 19, 2015

    This post brought to you by the letter D.

    +1
  • rifleman123 August 19, 2015

    Put it away happyjacks

    +1
  • brewserb August 19, 2015

    That's what happens to your dick when you get older. Isn't Cookie Monster about 50 now?

    -1
  • mykejp August 19, 2015

    His bird is bigger than Big Bird's.

    -1
  • darkcraven August 19, 2015

    the cockie monster

    +0
  • darksider803 August 20, 2015

    that ain't no cookie convention

    -1
  • big_daddy305 August 20, 2015

    Now we know why Oscar's such a grouch.

    +0
  • cellule August 20, 2015

    Biggest blue-balls ever.

    +1
 
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