Not only does Cookie Monster destroy plates of cookies at a time, he apparently destroys pussies too. He is lung like a thoroughbred too. You know you want some of that creamy cookie filling.
TMZ alert!!! Ms Piggy just kicked Kermit the fuck outta the house. She's going blue and will forever b true.
That's why they never show their legs on Sesame Street.
This explains a lot.... Now if all would excuse me I'm going to bury my thoughts in a 5th of Jack...
I call bullshit....its not black.
I'd be cross eyed too if I had to lug that around.
Eat cookies, fuck bitches, fill me with diabetes
C is for cookie? More like C is for cock.
Fucking spell check- that's eat cookies, fuck bitches, give em diabetes
C is not for cookie!
WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCKING" PERVERTED FUCK!!????
Oh look,, It's the Cockie Monster that Adam posted on 9/24/13.
This post brought to you by the letter D.
Put it away happyjacks
That's what happens to your dick when you get older. Isn't Cookie Monster about 50 now?
His bird is bigger than Big Bird's.
the cockie monster
that ain't no cookie convention
Now we know why Oscar's such a grouch.
Biggest blue-balls ever.