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posted by Jay D. on 8/20/2015

Saddest Dick Ever

You should just chop that thing off and become a woman. I mean really, what use is that thing anyways? Do you have sex with lego figures?
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
big_daddy305
Man, that guy is hung....... like a field mouse.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 1:23 PM

lowdice
Over size clit.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 1:58 PM

longhungwong
I see Rockinron wasnt able to find room for a CS on his contribution to the site.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 2:09 PM

whobe
Now we know why Bruce Jenner had a sex change.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 2:22 PM

scottishtits77
Awwww, poor little fella. He just needs a cuddle with a hot chick’s mouth.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 2:33 PM

mykejp
So that’s what Chaz Bono’s junk looks like.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 3:02 PM

sexwithyourmom
When your dog had a bigger cock than you.....that's cause for depression
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 3:49 PM

xizang
Strange how much some clits look like little penises.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 3:51 PM

corruptedsob
This little piggy went no where fast
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 4:01 PM

pinkdildolickr
Yeah that’s a female to male transformer. Women that get testosterone treatments as part of the change grow huge clit/mini-dicks from it. Every competitive female body builder that uses roids will be hung like this chick. And, to be honest...I’d like to play with a clit that big sometime just to see what it’s like
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 4:11 PM

stenchfart
it grows to 15 inches
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 4:17 PM

potrostation
If you’re Jared Fogle. You want him as a cell mate.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 4:28 PM

sparkles
User submitted?
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 5:49 PM

mizuki
whats the bets that’s the size when he has a boner.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 5:52 PM

wardo56
Poor Jay
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 5:53 PM

rifleman123
Pimple dick
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 5:53 PM

mrdrip
"Do you have sex with lego figures?" probably he does, hence the stuck lego pieces----
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 6:19 PM

bucknuts
Good thing he had a hard on or that would of been embarrassing.,.,.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 8:03 PM

ludenlasivius
...and a gentle breeze caresses the shoreline as the newborn softshell turtle emerges from its sandy nest and glimpses the warm sunlight for the very first time.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 8:30 PM

aquahollic
you should see it limp
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 8:46 PM

potrostation
@ ludenlasivius: There’s no sunlight in his mom’s basement.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 8:46 PM

crackerkiller
THE REASON WHY YOU CRACKERS RACIST!!!!!!!NA WHO GOING SAY SOMETHING FIRST
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 8:52 PM

nybadguy
Put mirical grow on it
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 9:03 PM

vaticider
Poor fella, hope for his sake hes a grower, obviously hes no shower.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 9:22 PM

brewserb
Like a bird in a nest.
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posted on: 08-20-15 @ 11:24 PM

cellule
That’s how bad my new air-conditioning unit is efficient!
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posted on: 08-21-15 @ 5:49 AM

misfit_88
It could be worse- since its not as tiny as some of the other dick pics on the related shit side of screen. still i wouldn’t want to own this.
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posted on: 08-21-15 @ 5:59 AM

mckugy
damn hes probably atheist
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posted on: 08-22-15 @ 12:16 AM

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