Saddest Dick Ever

You should just chop that thing off and become a woman. I mean really, what use is that thing anyways? Do you have sex with lego figures?

28 Comments
  • big_daddy305 August 20, 2015

    Man, that guy is hung....... like a field mouse.

    +3
  • lowdice August 20, 2015

    Over size clit.

    +4
  • longhungwong August 20, 2015

    I see Rockinron wasnt able to find room for a CS on his contribution to the site.

    +2
  • whobe August 20, 2015

    Now we know why Bruce Jenner had a sex change.

    +0
  • scottishtits77 August 20, 2015

    Awwww, poor little fella. He just needs a cuddle with a hot chick's mouth.

    +2
  • mykejp August 20, 2015

    So that's what Chaz Bono's junk looks like.

    -1
  • sexwithyourmom August 20, 2015

    When your dog had a bigger cock than you.....that's cause for depression

    +1
  • xizang August 20, 2015

    Strange how much some clits look like little penises.

    +2
  • corruptedsob August 20, 2015

    This little piggy went no where fast

    -1
  • pinkdildolickr August 20, 2015

    Yeah that's a female to male transformer. Women that get testosterone treatments as part of the change grow huge clit/mini-dicks from it. Every competitive female body builder that uses roids will be hung like this chick. And, to be honest...I'd like to play with a clit that big sometime just to see what it's like

    -2
  • stenchfart August 20, 2015

    it grows to 15 inches

    +0
  • potrostation August 20, 2015

    If you're Jared Fogle. You want him as a cell mate.

    +7
  • sparkles August 20, 2015

    User submitted?

    -4
  • mizuki August 20, 2015

    whats the bets that's the size when he has a boner.

    -2
  • wardo56 August 20, 2015

    Poor Jay

    -2
  • rifleman123 August 20, 2015

    Pimple dick

    -1
  • mrdrip August 20, 2015

    "Do you have sex with lego figures?"

    probably he does, hence the stuck lego pieces----

    -1
  • bucknuts August 20, 2015

    Good thing he had a hard on or that would of been embarrassing.,.,.

    +0
  • ludenlasivius August 20, 2015

    ...and a gentle breeze caresses the shoreline as the newborn softshell turtle emerges from its sandy nest and glimpses the warm sunlight for the very first time.

    +3
  • aquahollic August 20, 2015

    you should see it limp

    +0
  • potrostation August 20, 2015

    @ ludenlasivius: There's no sunlight in his mom's basement.

    +1
  • crackerkiller August 20, 2015

    THE REASON WHY YOU CRACKERS RACIST!!!!!!!NA WHO GOING SAY SOMETHING FIRST

    -5
  • nybadguy August 20, 2015

    Put mirical grow on it

    +0
  • vaticider August 20, 2015

    Poor fella, hope for his sake hes a grower, obviously hes no shower.

    +0
  • brewserb August 21, 2015

    Like a bird in a nest.

    -1
  • cellule August 21, 2015

    That's how bad my new air-conditioning unit is efficient!

    +0
  • misfit_88 August 21, 2015

    It could be worse- since its not as tiny as some of the other dick pics on the related shit side of screen. still i wouldn't want to own this.

    +0
  • mckugy August 22, 2015

    damn hes probably atheist

    +0
 
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