The Ultimate Bloody Mary

The war of the Bloody Mary is really a race to the heavens. Here was a pretty awesome contender, but now, when you have a whole fucking chicken. This is hands down, clearly the best Bloody Mary. I think you might only have one though.

14 Comments
  • goodster August 23, 2015

    I'll take two please.

    +4
  • bobbabooey August 23, 2015

    For the obese drunk.

    +1
  • ludenlasivius August 23, 2015

    Lemme guess. That's the diet version, right?

    +3
  • longhungwong August 23, 2015

    What do you call a drunk nun on her menstrual cycle? A bloody Mary.

    +2
  • potrostation August 23, 2015

    ..and a diet Coke chaser.

    +2
  • realtalks August 23, 2015

    Toreal will be sending in his pic of a whole fried chicken on top of his Colt 45 malt liquor bottle

    +4
  • scottishtits77 August 23, 2015

    That looks fucking disgusting. And I eat haggis!

    +6
  • sbohica August 23, 2015

    @realtalks, he's gotta go suck a dick or two first to pay for it all..

    -2
  • vulture August 23, 2015

    there's a pair of black hands just out shot about to rob him

    +0
  • corruptedsob August 23, 2015

    When did KFC get the a liquor license

    +2
  • cthulu August 23, 2015

    How much $$$$$ does this bitch cost

    +2
  • truckingman August 23, 2015

    What will get into your vanes first the cholesterol or the alcohol?

    +1
  • bucknuts August 23, 2015

    I think they're illegal in this state

    +0
  • big_daddy305 August 23, 2015

    Why isn't there a black person holding this? I mean.. alcohol and fried chicken.. all that's missing is the watermelon garnish.

    +1
 
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