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posted by Jay D. on 8/23/2015

The Ultimate Bloody Mary

The war of the Bloody Mary is really a race to the heavens. Here was a pretty awesome contender, but now, when you have a whole fucking chicken. This is hands down, clearly the best Bloody Mary. I think you might only have one though.
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
goodster
I’ll take two please.
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 12:54 PM

bobbabooey
For the obese drunk.
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 12:55 PM

ludenlasivius
Lemme guess. That’s the diet version, right?
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 12:55 PM

longhungwong
What do you call a drunk nun on her menstrual cycle? A bloody Mary.
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 12:59 PM

potrostation
..and a diet Coke chaser.
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 1:02 PM

realtalks
Toreal will be sending in his pic of a whole fried chicken on top of his Colt 45 malt liquor bottle
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 1:10 PM

scottishtits77
That looks fucking disgusting. And I eat haggis!
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 1:33 PM

sbohica
@realtalks, he's gotta go suck a dick or two first to pay for it all..
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 2:41 PM

vulture
there’s a pair of black hands just out shot about to rob him
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 3:16 PM

corruptedsob
When did KFC get the a liquor license
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 4:21 PM

cthulu
How much $$$$$ does this bitch cost
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 6:23 PM

truckingman
What will get into your vanes first the cholesterol or the alcohol?
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 6:35 PM

bucknuts
I think they’re illegal in this state
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 6:40 PM

big_daddy305
Why isn’t there a black person holding this? I mean.. alcohol and fried chicken.. all that’s missing is the watermelon garnish.
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posted on: 08-23-15 @ 7:36 PM

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