Well they went in to fix your webbed feet, but too bad the doctor is terribly cross eyed.
and this little piggy ended up sliced bacon
Nice clean cut should be able to sew it right up (cringe)
Reminds me that I just found out my ex-wife just broke her ankle in 3 places and will need surgery. I cried - from laughing.
That what if feels like when I kick the bedpost while going to piss at night.
WTF did that person try to do karate kick a sword
@sharkbait , 2 broken toes from that ,, got a piss bucket in my room now
Now look deep into its center and tell me what ur feeling...
On the bright side they can swim faster
I'm hungry now
this lil piggy got sliced
Clumsy sword maker.
I'd hit it.
I never was much on foot fetish but that looks like a game changer.
How did they cleanly split their big toe? Was it with a Meat Cleaver?
Sad to say but whoever held your beer probably drank it.
Look mom... I GOT 6 toes on this foot!